2006-08-24 16:33:14 · 21 answers · asked by Merrick 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Smash the REAR window.
Crawl out, go around to the PASSENGER side, BASH the window in, crawl into the car, smash the REAR drivers side door window - get out and go to the Drivers window and smash that window to get in.
THEN tell the byotch that took my sweet ride in the divorce to kiss my black @$$.
TFTP
2006-08-24 16:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use the baseball bat to smash the ignition. Hot-wire the car and get it started.
Drive the car at a high rate of speed and smash into a brick wall or tree.
Crawl out through the broken front windshield.
2006-08-25 12:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by fresh2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull up on the lock button on the door, or disengage it by pushing the lever forward, or simply open the door as most locks disengage that way from the inside.
Did you think anyone was going to say smash the window with the bat? C'mon, I think we are all smarter than that, but I don't know. I always respond before reading other people's answers.
2006-08-24 23:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don,t have to use a bat to get out of a car and you are already on the inside when you can just unlock the door.
2006-08-24 23:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by nick 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well Merrick if I were you I would push the ONSTAR button and talk to the nice lady...she will call and get you a personal care attendant to come and take care of you so that you don't do that to yourself anymore. You should not be left alone. And make sure you let them lock up the baseball bat for when you get better and can be trusted to handle dangerous objects without harming yourself
2006-08-24 23:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by snowcrablegs 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would crawl through the backseat into the trunk and take the bat and smash the tail lights out and wait for somone to come and tell me what a dumbass i was for not opening the doors from the inside.
Or i can draw on the back of one of my t-shirts "help me" and hold it upto the window swinging my baseball bat buttass naked and see what kind of response i get...then bust out the window crawl out and bust the windshield and go into a mad rage buttass naked mind you in the parking lot.
2006-08-24 23:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by **BLu Tinkerbell** 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd prefer just to open the door and take the bat to baseball practice.
2006-08-24 23:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is so easy to get out if you have a baseball bat.
Smash the baseball bat to the window and then get out.
But make sure that you are not injured.
2006-08-24 23:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that depends...if the locks are fixed in a way that i cant open it from the inside (how that would happen...i have no clue...) and it is my car...i would try to open the window by pushing it down before i break it....
otherwise...just open the lock and get out...
but that's boring...id smash the windows...and open the lock from the inside...and open the door from the outside...yeah!!
am i the only one that wants to break the glass??? c'mon ppl its fun!!!
2006-08-24 23:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny, my son! Gee...let's see...I think I'll unlock the doors and get out...leaving the vicious baseball bat in there to fend for itself...bwhahahahahaha......
2006-08-24 23:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋