I see they're all down in the barn again, with their charts, maps, and spreadsheets......it makes my blood (milk?) curdle!
2006-08-24 16:32:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
After years of being tippped.....
As soon as they can stand up again, better watch out.
2006-08-24 16:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by coragryph 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are going to team up with the chickens...the chickens have explosives stashed away...the chickens are good w/ convincing horses, so they will convince the horses to join the cows and them. the cows believe it is time for the house to crumble to the ground, and for the humans to be in the burger. the cows have learned that Mcdonalds doesn't use real beef but wood (my teacher told me that) that is y they have the maps..to find every single Mcdonalds to team up with them and rebel even more! mcdonalds covinces fish to join too!
soon the newest toughest army will be the one of the United Cows....the military will consist of 4 branches
Marines-Cow
Army-Mcdonald
Navy-Fish
Air Force-Chickens
they will discover that we found out their plan, and they will eat us, instead of the other way around
watch out....the United Cows are planning the apcolypse.
2006-08-25 01:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There plotting a defense to protect themselves from the aliens that want the wonder tonic, the milkman, and the Bull.
2006-08-24 23:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cows in my opinion are one of the biggest contributors to global warming, the methane they release from their fart and crap gets trapped in our atmosphere (methane is 20 times stronger than CO2, but doesn't last as long). Seriously, look it up. And humans are breeding them like crazy.
2006-08-24 23:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by mykoo7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have seen Barnyard 1 to many times.Mabye you should check out the Ant Bully.
2006-08-24 23:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by bustalynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To take over McDonald's and then all of the other fast food chains, forcing humans to be vegetarians.
Viva la revomoootion
2006-08-24 23:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by CarolP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They wouldn't go after McDonalds cuz theirs is not real beef. What kind of meat? I couldn't tell you.
Hope humans arent breeding with cows thats sick!!
2006-08-25 00:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by DyrtByrd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To withold the milk and meat to destroy society as we know it. Or, they could just be planning a way to force us to eat more chicken. Your call.
2006-08-24 23:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's tell Bush, He can send in the Army
2006-08-24 23:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by xenomorphic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B E W A R E,,,,,,,,The Guardian of the Meadow !!!!
2006-08-24 23:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Biker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋