i need a sure fire way to get rid of moles in my yard?

Answer 1

Buy a couple of weasels and turn them loose in your yard. Moles will all be gone within a few days. Then buy an Anaconda to get rid of the weasels. Problem solved. (But do not let other pets or small children go in the yard. Once the weasels are gone, the Anaconda will be very hungry.)

Answer 2

Safely & Permanently Remove Moles, Warts and Skin Blemishes

Answer 3

There is a product called Talprid that lawn and pest control companies use. Moles main food source is earth worms, not grub worms as once thought. Talprid are fake poison earth worms that mimics the scent, taste and feel of real worms. The moles eat these and then they die. If you do not believe me do a yahoo search for Talprid!!!

Answer 4

The moles left our yard when our children were old enough to stay outside to run around and play. The moles moved to our neighbors yard.... our neighbor let our young children and his dog run everywhere in his yard too.Guess the noise was too much! Get children, dogs, or even adults to run around in your yard.

Answer 5

weeell....all depends on a few issues.
First of all, you'll need to find out if they have just the one major opening, or if there's more than just one.
If there's just the single method, flooding the joint, capturing it, and then giving it to the forest service works...there's also a company, that uses a high powered vaccum, not kidding, read about it, that sucks them right out of the burrow.
More lethal methods, not endorsed by the animal rights activists, include pouring gasoline down a hole, dropping fireworks down it, filling in all the holes, and waiting with a shotgun, or buying a snake.
I'd go for the vaccum people....it's pretty cool.

Answer 6

I got a tom cat. Got rid of the moles, the gophers, the field mice, and even some of the blackbirds.

Answer 7

hmm... dynamite, like everyone else said, but where's the fun in that... I say sit outside with a shot gun wait for one of 'em to poke it's head out of the ground and blow the suckers brains out. MWAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm ok. lol. hmm.... creative way: take a tube and connect one end to your car exaust (don't know if I spelt that right...) and put the other end in an opening to the hole. (fill in all the other openings you can find and it'll fill up faster.) they'll die from carbon monoxide... no odor, and no way for them to detect it... umm.... there's probably some sort of poison you can buy for that too if you don't wanna do it either of my fun ways. lol. OOOOOOOO, fill the holes w/ liquid nitrogen!!! that'd be funny.

Answer 8

Just watch the movie Cady Shack

Answer 9

I heard,if you have dog hair clippings,to put it in the mole trail, and the mole will leave.

Answer 10

Head south of the border & buy M-80s... Then come back & hit the deck... I remember when I was little & living in virginia, we had a gopehr problem & had one of those traps you stick into the ground over their tunnel & set it then let them come running though... Then my grandmother would make Gopher Stew... I dunno if it works for moles though, but hell... Message me for the rescipe!