Cops! What the Heck?

Question

I got pulled over and sorta did a Mel, only I said I was drinking the blood of Jesus Christ. I got a freaking D.U.I., What the Hell? When did drinking JC's blood become a crime?

Answer 1

RFLMBO---that's one I never heard before, You get an A+
for originality;however, bring along a designated driver when you worship okay????

Answer 2

they probably gave you a breathalyzer and then noticed that your blood alcohol level was beyond what it should be for drinking jc's blood. b/c if everyone used the church excuse, no one would ever get a dui, which is exactly what the stupid cops don't want. best thing is to be friendly with the cops and maybe they'll let you off easy (but probably not).

Answer 3

You got the DUI because you were so drunk you only thought you were drinking the blood of Christ. Now you have become tiresome Good Bye.

Answer 4

Their has to be substantiating evidence in order to convict you of a crime. Did you take a sobriety test? Breathalyzer? If this is all no then you have to get an attorney or the law will win every time!

Answer 5

Okay, the best thing to do when you get pulled over is say yes sir, no sir and you should keep your mouth closed when they aren't asking you questions. Only speak the truth. Don't piss off cops, they have billy clubs and guns and hand cuffs, for heaven's sake!!!!!

Answer 6

Dont know whats stupider,your answer to the cops, or actually pissing them off by being a smart @ss. They should have given you a D.W.I

Answer 7

Becomes a crime when the pastor use holy Bacardi ...

Answer 8

Lamer.

Answer 9

you are sssssooooooooo stupid take a brick and pound tour self in the face

Answer 10

Paris is sooooooo Hot!