The Gods just crashed my Party and I didn't invite them. I'm so pisse d off. I invited Buddha and Shiva, but not Zeus and the other Olympians. Zeus is flirting with my girlfriend. Showing her how he can turn into so many animals. Hera's acting like a Witch out of Hel l, Hades just killed my dog and cat. Dionysus just came and he's drinking all the booze. I think he might have put a roofie in the punch. Be right back
Guess what. Ra just came, He's like the head Egyptian sun god. Oh my God, literally.
Thor and Hel showed up too, Plus Loki. I hope he doesn't fight with Hades. Oh my God, The Fates just showed uped, This party is rocking. They just broke the kitchen table. Those Idiots, I think I hear sirens. They drawing my to them. Gotta Go.
I invited God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit, but they didn't show.
If you want an invite let me know. Party of the Gods, Invitation only
2006-08-24 15:13:18 · 8 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
ARRRRRRRRRR!! Well blew me down!! Avast !! ye Matey!
hows bout a Pirate an' her merry crew t' really show em' how t' party,an' me an' ol' Zeus b' morin' jest breakin' galley tables an' he won't b' known' stem from stern once he b' comin' on this here Aphrodite bein' I plundered' her treasure trove off th' coast o' Cyprus. B' a keepin' em in me breast pockets' since I set sail as a wee moppet, jest fer th' day I b' bracen' up on em' ol brass monkey balls. I nar b' fear'd o' th' wooly-beef.
an' I know'd thard' b' a day a comin' that I b' meetin' up wit em' might say I read t' in em' stars!!
an' at Hades, ye b' seenin' th' cacklin' fart bladder shrink hind Nemesis et' Nyx, once me scruvey dogs an' em' cutlash swingin' feline wenches o' mine, get em' t' site. Fer ey' nar b' havein' th' wholly- gobbler's, An ey' aint' b' hearin' em sirens niether, deef from th' blunderbuss.
An' Luna and Fortune b' me busom mates, an' ye b' knowin' tis th' Pirate Lady as I b' sailin' th' Flyin' Dutchman wit Zyphyus an' Peitho, an' ye b' thinkin' t' b th' end of thee rainbow when me mate Iris makes her colorful appearance.
2006-08-24 17:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hera am! Count me in for some Bacchanalian fun, if it's my Lot to be invited. Buddha gotta find me some smart Clotho. It sure is one Hel of a party. Loki even bought a friend. Indra morning I'll make my way home with a Baga of a headache and an Aeval hangover, but I'll Breg about it for months afterwards. Dis is fun! Conn I be counted in?
2006-08-27 01:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Companion Wulf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll go if my girl Venus is there. She has a pretty nice *** and her face is alright. I don't know why she's hanging around with the pimps. She needs to get some self respect.
2006-08-24 15:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by SQRD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude rockin' party..
2006-08-24 16:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
count me in
2006-08-24 15:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to go
2006-08-25 03:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by marina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-27 07:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by jyd9999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your imagination! Count me in, please!
2006-08-24 15:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋