Really good jokes? Needed to send to a marines in Iraq!?

Question

Something for them to vent with, off duty, no old boring one's please. The more the better.

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Friday night a man comes home to his whiff and seas Honey I'm home,and she seas to him, O good lets go out for dinner, someplace expensive.And he seas ok and takes her to the Maverick gas station down the street.
A guy go's in to the Maverick gas station and give the cashier 5:00 $ dallier's for gas, The cashier fart's and seas will there be anything elite's?

Answer 3

lol... heres a black joke!!!!


"New White Kid
There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his as$, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the $hit out of him then says go show your gradma. Hey gradma look im white she beats his as$ and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 n!ggers."

Answer 4

I just bought a new electric razor and is my face sore.
It's supposed to be the newest thing in the shaving experience.
Doesn't cut the beard off, POUNDS it back in!

Answer 5

Traffic cop stops a car. "What's the trouble officer?", said the man. "I clocked you going 70 in a 60." "Sir, I had my cruise control set at 60 - you must need to have your radar gun recalibrated," said the man.
"Honey," said the wife, "You know we don't have a cruise control on this car!"
"SHUT UP", he said to the wife.
"Also," said the cop, "You don't have your seat belt on."
"But, sir," said the man, "I had to take it off to get my wallet out."
"But, Honey,", said the wife, "You know you never put on your safety belt!"
"Didn't I tell you to SHUT UP?!", said the man.
"Ma'am," said the cop, "Does he always talk to you like that?"
"Oh no," she said, "Only when he's been drinking!"

Answer 6

What's the difference between your mom and a hooker?


-nothing

Answer 7

WHY DID THE FLY FLY? BECAUSE THE SPIDER SPIED HIM. HOW DO YOU GET A BLONDS EYES TO SPARKLE? SHINE A FLASHLIGHT IN HER EARS.