what character would you be from 'the Simpson's' and why?

Question

We all love the simpsons- it's an institution really, but if you could be any character from the show who would you be? and why? what would you do on the show as that character?- 10 points to the funniest/ most interesting answer.

Answer 1

i think i would like to be Mr Burns as he is so delightfully evil!! it would be such a change in character for me!
plus i would be rich and have my own little gay man to do things for me! (Smithers)
i think as Mr Burns i would try and get with Skinner's mum! that'd be fantastic! they could be nasty to each other and are better suited than her previous blokes!
or failing that i would let him and smithers have a 'moment'!

Answer 2

I would be Flanders coz I'm a born-again Christian.I would obviously be an American christian,and would wage a 1-man war on muslims,firmly believing that God told me to do it,ending with me going down in a blaze of glory,in a U.S gunship,turning the Kwik-e-Mart into a fireball,all the while mistakenly thinking Abu was a Muslim instead of a Hindu.What comedy!

Answer 3

good question Levi I had to think hard about this one, because there are so many good characters on the show. but I think I would have to be Bart just because of all the pranks he does..like in the "secret war of Lisa Simpson" while on a field trip to Springfield police station Bart connects up all the mega-phones and then says "TEASTING!"...and a great sound wave rips through the town causing havoc,and when Bart puts one of Homers beer cans in a paint mixing machine to play a April fools joke on him,Homer then goes to open it as Bart says"April..........." BOOM!!!!..so I think I'd like to play pranks on the people of Springfield,I just wish I had though up pranks like the ones Bart does.

Answer 4

I'd be Maggie, oh to be a baby again when the only worry would be if you got enough cuddles!

no responsibility, no bills, no work, not even any school, just love and security sitting in your mummy's lap. dinner done for you and make as much mess as you want because someone else will clean it up.
mmmmmmmm...the beauty of childhood

Answer 5

SIDESHOW BOB, true i dont want to kill anyone but i just love his murderous personality. In an episode i would plot against killing maggie. i mean come on, no one would see it coming, the other simpsons kids have got the best of him, so why not try the baby

Answer 6

good answer spike
I'd be either moe cuz he gets tortured by bart and hes a smart@ss
Bart cuz he pranks moe at the bar with the episode For Amanda HugandKiss and moe yells I'm looking for A Ma da Hug and Kiss! haha cracks me up

Answer 7

I would be Homer, but there is not "why" response. Somehow, somewhen, while my back was turned, a gentle step at a time, I BECAME Homer Simpson (Dammit, even Tom Selleck would have been better).

Answer 8

Ranier Wolfcastle because;

Ranier; "This movie is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars."

Jay Sherman; "How do you sleep at night?"

Ranier; "On top of a big pile of money, with many beautiful ladies."

Answer 9

I want to be Maggie coz she's completely oblivious to all the chaos and it would be fun to never grow up and stay in such a happy state all the time!

Answer 10

Milhouse