Here's one to start you off - best one judged in three days.
- is it 100,000 - cos they have to invade the socket first and spend 10 years removing the old bulb persuading it that it must be changed for the good of democracy.
2006-08-24 14:40:50 · 40 answers · asked by Sir Nickle Barsteward 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
All of 'em - one to hold the torch, one to replace the bulb and the remainder who are too dim to realise the light's gone out.
2006-08-24 19:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It takes 2 generations of Bushes! One to learn that there is such a thing as a light bulb and the second to believe that weapons of mass destruction are hidden inside the light bulb, he will then attack the socket to prevent the use of the weapons that will never be found because as we all know there are no NUQULAR weapons inside the socket. There may be a 3erd incident depending on the voting being collected in Florida they are yet to decide weather the 3rd Bush should take on the socket....Stay tuned for more!
2006-08-24 14:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Leididanger 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It takes every American their entire life persuading others that there is no better way than the American way especially because most of the light bulbs are made in Japan or China.
2006-08-24 14:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy G 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nice one - I dont hate Americans but they and other countries tend to go over the top in trying to defend a way of live that is decadent - thats why there is a terrorist problem
One of these days all of the rich nations will learn that it is better to share and share alike
2006-08-24 15:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by vincegill 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see you didn't ask "How many taliban does it take to change a light bulb". They consider light bulbs an abomination and prefer to sit in the dark.
2006-08-24 14:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by F. Frederick Skitty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
WOW !!!! kai_oshea insults former baseball team owner/former fighter jet pilot/President of the United States of America George W. Bush and then kai_oshea tells the butt munch that wrote this Q. not to hate. what a hypocrite
hypocrisy is bad karma to numb nuts
2006-08-24 15:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It takes 231 republican congressmen to approve the multi-billion dollar contract for Halliburton to provide illuminatorial maintenance with a 3000% markup cost for supplies.
2006-08-24 14:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by trolling_for_recs 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, lots of haters out there!
Not all Americans are dip s**ts you know.
Granted our president is rather stupid, but he is worth a good laugh!
Any where you go in the world you are going to find people gung-ho to try and change the world to the way they think it should be.
Chill my friend,and dont hate.
Its bad Karma
2006-08-24 14:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by kai_oshea 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You mean an american can work out such a complex situation?
2006-08-24 15:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by thethief 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least we can spell light bulbs.
2006-08-24 14:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by sdraterasbil 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋