you hope no one finds out about? tell me...I can keep a secret..promise ;)
2006-08-24 14:37:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I technically didn't do it , it was done to me/ for me and it was fantastic. That's all I can say:)
2006-08-24 18:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, you hit it on the head. Absolutely. Now don't tell anybody, I can trust you, right? So, anyhow, well there was this thing with the well you know that little thing in the packaging that you have to use your teeth to peel open and then you still have a hard time getting it out of there. Well that's what I'm telling you. It just was that I had that thing out of the package and had to put it back before I could find it. So then I said "wow, that was close!" So, where was I. Oh yeah, so I had the thing with that stuff that I had pulled out of that shrink-wrap packaging and still had the other part in my left hand, or was it the right hand, oh either way you get the point. It was the red one, not at all the white one that I thought was in that package. Can you believe it!!!!
Now don't tell anybody. Remember, it's our secret.
2006-08-24 21:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ketel One Up 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've done quite a bit in the last few days that I absolutely positively KNOW that I shouldn't have done so thanks for the opportunity to unload:
(1) I've slept with several women in a single day - actually, I've averaged two a day for the past week.
(2) I've gotten drunk and started fights with people
(3) I've stolen out of the collection plate at church - well, technically not church, it was a bible study - and they're always collecting freaking money anyway so I figured why not?
(4) I've kicked several dogs and I actually took two cats into the Chinese food store near me knowing what their fate would be - I mean, I love Chinese food and I really don't care what it's made of.
(5) Well, forget about five because they deserved it - and I'm all done confessing for a while
2006-08-24 21:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by dirtyhungrythirsty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little yappy poofball dog had been following me around noisily at a customer's house, and the customer apparently didn't realize how completely annoying her little beast was. When she left to answer the phone, I leapt up in the air, landed on all fours in front of the dog, and growled as menacingly as possible. It peed a little and ran away crying. I hate how thoroughly satisfying it was.
2006-08-24 21:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nothing that no one finds out but in the lifestyle i live i do a lot of things that i don't want everyone to know about. things i'm sure would end up in me losing my job, my parents disowning me.
2006-08-24 21:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bought a silk shirt at Dillard's for $5..i hope no one finds out I'm a smart shopper..lol
2006-08-24 21:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Angel_Anton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I don't care who finds out about anything I've done.
2006-08-24 21:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even if you don't tell anyone, I'm pretty sure anyone who looks at this question will find out.
So, I don't think you'll find out a lot...............
2006-08-24 21:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time I call my ex (we have money issues to be resolved, I'm not stalking him) I check his voicemails...... he never has any, it's pretty lame
2006-08-24 21:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I spanked my monkey...
/holds up hands, I really did!..
2006-08-24 21:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Kain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋