Im writing a comedy on a stalker and i need funny stuff that a stalker would do. things like digging through a person garbage and spying on them. Please be creative and funny.
2006-08-24 14:29:21 · 7 answers · asked by e star 2 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Calling school (catholic, teachers mostly nuns) and saying "I want to talk to XXXXX...I'm her brother. " ....secretary nun enters class and whispers into class teacher's (also nun) ears that XXXXX's brother is on the phone......at the office XXXXX says hi while secretary nun is staring at XXXXX expecting a reaction after a bad news. ....XXXXX says hi ...hears the stalker's voice and says bye.- two words ....XXXXX says sorry to nun- nun has big question mark written all over her face.....XXXXX enters class room....everyone big questionmark on their faces.... XXXXX
has no idea what to say....and says something like, "It was nothing."
2006-08-29 20:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about letting the answering machine pick up your phone calls because you don't want to talk to this person (the stalker) & the phone stops ringing for about 10 mins.....& the next call you get is the stalker telling you he knows you're home he can see the lights are on.
He's hanging out at the coffee shop so he can approach you on your way to the grocery store....etc.
This actually happened.
How about the stalker calling the victim to remind them it's his /her birthday.
2006-08-24 14:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can think of stalker stuff but funny stalker stuff is hard......following her around ...sending his sicko buddies to the door as some nerdy door to door salesman just so he can spy on her and take pictures...looking through her trash to see if shes thrown away any used condoms (so he knows if she had "cheated on him" ) or old panties or pantyhose to sniff...
2006-08-30 14:03:59 · answer #3 · answered by Aubrey P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waiting in bushes. Putting on new identities to seem like different people. Sending presents. Trying to hypnotize the victim. A stalker did all these to me and all led to (more) creepiness. He carried around a jar of my feces - don't ask me how he got that.
2006-08-24 15:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by smellsomemore 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a stalker would crawl on a roof and spy through windows or they can hide behind trees or
2006-08-25 14:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it would be funnier if you include cyber in it.
there is a whole set of new stalker practices, in online mode :)
2006-08-29 03:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by marumaar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u would have to ask my ex
2006-08-24 14:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by hunglow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋