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2006-08-24 14:20:49
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answer #1
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answered by Apollo 7
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A big-time executive walked into a bar and sat down next to a
drunk who was studying something in his hand. The executive
leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light.
"Well, it looks like plastic," the drunk said. Then rolled it
around in his fingers and added, "and it feels like rubber."
Curious the executive asked, "What do you have there?"
The drunk shook his head. "Darned if I know. It looks like
plastic and feels like rubber!"
The executive said, "Let me take a look." He examined it, rolled
it between his fingers and said, "Yeah, you're right. It does
look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it
is. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replied, "Out of my nose!"
2006-08-24 21:23:43
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answer #2
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answered by Shot At Sight 3
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I have never kissed my mom with the fingers i type with no.
2006-08-24 21:21:36
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answer #3
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answered by PatricksMom* 3
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does anyone listen when they r told not to look or anything?
have a nice day urself..lol
thanx for the points...wait I should thank myself since i did not listen!!! lol...
2006-08-24 21:31:08
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answer #4
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answered by woohooo 4
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My hands are clean and sadly I haven't kissed my mother in a while.
2006-08-24 21:25:19
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answer #5
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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I have flagged this question for deletion on the grounds that it is not a question. In the words of Alex Trabec please rephrase that in the form of a question. Thank you.
2006-08-24 21:21:33
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answer #6
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answered by kingdante87 2
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Spicy southwest burrito.
2006-08-24 21:20:55
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answer #7
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answered by Pancakes 7
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I used to be a poodle, but I got better by eating only deep fried ice cream sandwiches...... still got the curly hair though, dont quite know what to do about that. Chopped Parsley. Bless you, archoooooo, your welcome.... ;-)
2006-08-24 21:39:56
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answer #8
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answered by Squishygirl 3
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Schattig zeg!
2006-08-24 21:23:33
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answer #9
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answered by chocolatebunny 5
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No, I kiss my Mom with this pouty lips.
2006-08-24 21:25:28
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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