Last night I went to bed well kinda drunk and left the back door screen open....?

Question

The neighbors boxer visits me every morning at that door like clock work at 7:10 and pushes his nose against the door. and I get up and feed him something. Eggs, bacon or some kind of treat. Well anyway like I said the door was open and I "overslept" it got in and made a terrible mess. I mean a mess things all over the place and little deposit as well. What should I do? Cause I have ideas for the little pouch

like turing the pooch into a pouch

Answer 1

its not the "pooches" fault. you started it, by letting it in every morning, and giving it treats. and WHO the heck sleeps so sound, that they dont hear a ruckus going on in their house? the way i see it, you got what you deserved. you should have been up at 7:10am to feed the pampered pooch his bacon and eggs. he left you that present to remind you not to let it happen again. im sure if he could have left you a note, he would have. but since he cant, a mess and a pile of pooch poop surprise was his way of saying it all!

Answer 2

Just clean it up, it is not his fault you left the door open. He was just doing his job by looking for something to eat and knew your house usually has treats for him.

Answer 3

make sure your door in closed when you go to bed! coulda been worse than a boxer in your house this morning!

Answer 4

Quit drinkin'.

Answer 5

thats what ya get for not getting up in time to feed him his breakfast :)~

Answer 6

Stop feeding him.

Answer 7

yea

Answer 8

dunno. tough spot