What happens during cow tipping?

Answer 1

"Cow Tipping" is a joke rural kids play on unsuspecting visitors from the city. You tell the city-folk that you can tip over a sleeping cow. Then you take the poor schmuck out to the middle of a field in the dark and everyone runs, leaving him there standing with the cows.

You can't really tip a cow over. Cows generally lay down to sleep anyway. Additionally, it would be dangerous. It's a JOKE!

Answer 2

Cow tipping, for one. Is almost non existant because it is absolutely impossible for one person to tip a cow over. They're pretty damn sturdy. BUT 3-4 people can get one cow. Basically, you shove a cow over while it's asleep, and it trips out. It's funny as hell for about 3 seconds until you realize the cow is now pissed off. Hope you can run fast.

Answer 3

If your strong enough, the cow falls over. Cow tipping is trying to push over a cow while the cow is sleeping (they sleep standing up).

Answer 4

People push cows over to see if they can get up. My thing is: how could a human being push a cow about 10 times its body weight over?

Answer 5

People push cows over while they're sleeping, and then the cows have a huge amount of trouble getting up.

Answer 6

A cow would not let you get that close.
If you were within too close a distance, she'd either run off or kick you, and trust me, you won't see it coming.
If they're standing in a pasture, they're eating, not sleeping.
They sleep lying down.

Answer 7

YOU WAIT TIL THE COW IS ASLEEP; "STANDING UP" AND YOU TAKE YOUR DRUNK *** AND RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND YOU KNOCK THE COW OVER;; THEN RUN LIKE HELL THE MIN. YOU REALIZE IT WASN'T A COW; IT WAS A BULL;; AND HE IS PISSED;;;;

Answer 8

Get a life and stop tormenting innocent animals, BOZO!