I do hope you enjoy this one , it is one of many that i have had published .
My Dad used to hit me with a stick ,
He was smelly and called muppet Rick .
I got older and realised he was thick,
So I killed him with a heavy housebrick.
My mum , she went off track,
Slept around and ended up on crack.
So i shot her in the head,
But shes not dead !
The silly cow is still alive
Lives with a tramp in a right old dive ,
Talks **** and loads of byle
Eats chips and watches Jeremy Kyle.
I wrote this rather splendid poem whilst enjoying a day out with the local Vicar . It was a lovely sunny day and we both enjoyed the boat race and as i gazed into the willows , these words came to me . Great?
2006-08-24 12:36:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
It has a certain "je ne sais quoi", a kind of light-hearted insouciance in the face of sustained family tragedy. I am glad your outing with the vicar lifted your spirits and prevented you brooding on these unfortunate occurrences. Please let us have more. Dare we hope that the lives of your brothers and sisters will furnish your Muse with suitable material?
2006-08-24 12:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rumple, you silly old fool
your poem is not quite a jewel.
I'd rather grate onions instead
with an iron gate wracked 'round my head.
I wrote that while sipping a delicious evening drink
do tell me what you think!
If your opinions are dark, nasty or boring,
keep them in park,,,
as I wont be able to get up in the mornnnning!
2006-08-24 20:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. I realise you're taking the proverbial. but it is actually quite funny. If you worked on it a bit, made it flow a bit better, it would be worth reading more.
2006-08-25 04:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by Oracle Of Delphi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No doubts about it, the blood of Kipling, Hughes, Blake, Wordsworth, Shelley and Keats is running through your veins.
Have you writted any more?
2006-08-24 19:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by Useless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little dark and vilent for my taste but consedring what most people in this dark and vilent world enjoy...... no wonder it got published!!!! im shure its very populare and you have sold many copys of its poem.
your lucky you got published, i wish i could but i dont have the money and problue not anuf poems........ owell im yung(14) and mite be able to later in my life
2006-08-24 19:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could say it was fun but believe me it was'nt my hun i tried and i tried but no fun had inspired now lets answer the next one.
2006-08-24 19:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
William Wordsworth would have been proud of you.
2006-08-24 19:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but no. i think its cheesy. try writing something more positive, someting without violence and a happy rhyme mixed together- it just doesn't work.
2006-08-24 19:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by xemax 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ummm...you sound a bit disturbed if you don't mind me saying?!
2006-08-25 04:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by jacquikuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a little bit scary if you don't mind me saying, hope I don't have nightmares. Please tell me it's just made up and not your real life .
2006-08-24 19:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by Red Mary 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋