Where the heck is McAtterie when we need him...?

Question

I need a slap, I'm getting in a hysterical state!

Ooooh! Spank me! Did you have a nice night? There are some cracking folks out to play tonight, I was afraid you would miss the fun!

I think I may injure myself with mirth this evening! Please go easy, the wooden cross almost made me lose control of my bladder!

It's gone! I can't find it anywhere either.
How frustrating!!!

Wasn't it a chap with a huge purple avatar which said "Christians suck", giving rise to your bladderbusting response. There was a silly girlie threatening to report him for the size of his avatar after all...

The question was "Why are Christians so stupid?"

To which there are 146 results!

Real tears Honey...

You have had far too much beer to behave in such a manner this evening!
I thought your girlie liked to wear hipster knickers for your pleasure, surely she could oblige your request for tears...

Shucks, I've reached my limit again!
I will be off to my bed shortly while you continue to count how many Guiness you supped. You must have had my share, I'm sickeningly sober...

Before I go to bed, is your name really Alwyn?

Five stars and ten points!

Scaredy cat! You think I have nothing better to do than journey to Edinburgh and look for a tall, brooding, Dutchman on his bike!

Of course, I could be tempted, if I didn't have to look after my boys!

Real butter or wouldn't I believe it was butter?

And yet no comment on my last best answer, of which I am most proud!

Nope, not the biscuit!
Sweet dreams.
I'll remind you of this conversation when I award you best answer in the morning!

Answer 1

Ach, why not put this to the vote? It's been lively here, but not very busy..