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i really cant be arsed to go to work on sunday so i need a good excuse to get out of it

2006-08-24 10:29:56 · 21 answers · asked by thedevilinsidemademedoit 3 in Business & Finance Other - Business & Finance

21 answers

Tell them that you have been a very very bad boy and i will not let you go as you have to stay home and recieve a good spanking from me and you have to make ammends to your master!

2006-08-24 10:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The best one call a day or two earlier or when you go in and just say "I just can't be here on Sunday and I just can't go into the reason but it is very important to me." No lie or excuse you will feel better and they will be glad they let you off.

2006-08-24 10:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by wild4gypsy 4 · 1 0

I think it's time for a cold, you can't go wrong with a cold, I've used it loads of times, they'll most likely think, ahhh well it's contagious we don't want everybody off sick with a cold and then they'll let you have the time off. I like using excuses to get out of work, I once used the excuse "it's raining, and I'm too wet to come into work" lol, I lost a days pay for that one :)

2006-08-24 10:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by abebibobub2003 3 · 1 1

Any excuse apart from the sibling having a car crash. Thats just morbid and mean because people will really feel for you. Fake a headache or tummy bug if you have to.

2006-08-24 10:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by littlebethan 5 · 1 0

Just tell them that according to your religion, Sunday is a day of rest and for going to Church. You don't actually have to go to Church, but you Boss doesn't know that. If he believes you, then you will never have to work a Sunday again!

2006-08-24 10:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by blondie 6 · 1 1

toothache, an mumble when u phone em xxxxx diarrhoea an go wen Ur on phone to em, best Ive ever done is say i got a tampon stuck and its rotting inside me an i smell like dog poo, my boss tried not to laff but was really concerned. i had to take 3 days off in the pub to recoup a smelly fan ha DE ha ha, I'm such a minger lol

2006-08-24 10:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Tell them you had a nightmare about Victoria Beckham, and you are too scared to go out alone.

2006-08-24 23:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by manforallseasons 4 · 0 0

tell them that you've had a dodgy chinese and have food poisoning....people have been known to get over that quite quickly but the good thing is you could get away with being slack on monday lol

2006-08-24 10:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

saturday night Tell them ur legs dropped off and there being sewn back on, on sunday.

2006-08-24 11:48:21 · answer #9 · answered by Hales 2 · 0 0

get you friends to phone in and say that your tied to a tree because you was so drunk. or say you got run over by an ambulance which was very fortunate. or you ran over your leg. a favorite of mine is i've got very bad iccoups and i can't get rid of them and that i can't get to work because it's dangers driving and that they wouldn't want to put my life in jeapordy. it worked so well i got a pay rise lol.

2006-08-24 11:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by tanj_maria 3 · 0 0

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