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The Earth was de-classified due to the aggressive and ignorant nature of its inhabitants.

We debated it for awhile on the mother ship, but in the end it was de-classified.

2006-08-24 10:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 2 0

A mass of body floating in space must have signs of intelligent life forms on it, or used to, in order to be classified as a planet. Therefore, the Earth is no longer considered a planet, since we have digressed into a hodge podge of reality shows and blogs.

Oh, and by the way, it was Pluto that was declassified...

2006-08-24 10:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by Hugh Jafro 2 · 3 1

Because Pat Robertson said so. He said it was an abomination to group Earth with other bodies. He also said that since Earth is the center of the Universe as stated in the Bible, it is a sin to treat Earth like other heavenly bodies. He threatened that God was going to punish us if we didn't declassify it.

2006-08-24 10:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 0 1

Earth ?????
Omg too funny! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

The day Earth gets declassified as a planet that'll be the day it blows up. LMAO

2006-08-24 17:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by spaceprt 5 · 0 1

It wasn't Earth. Pluto's classification was changed today. Pluto is no longer classified as a planet.

2006-08-24 10:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by cool_breeze_2444 6 · 1 1

wait...if earth was declassified as a planet...it loses its name too right? *plants flag in ground and shouts* i hereby claim this nonplanet to be named Bob!

2006-08-24 11:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by naruto u 2 · 1 0

declassified? who let that news slip out! heads are going to roll!

2006-08-30 00:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by kemchan2 4 · 0 0

Pluto not earth.

2006-08-24 10:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Because all scientists are evil. Haven't you learned anything from Hollywood?

2006-08-24 10:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ay all! Of course he KNOWS it was pluto- looks at his name lol.

2006-08-30 04:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by VelvetRose 7 · 0 0

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