2006-08-24 10:11:48 · 22 answers · asked by bown 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a man is in hospital after a motorbike accident wakes up and starts shouting my legs my fuc king legs i can't feel my fuc king legs to which the Doctor replies i know we cut your arms off..........
2006-08-24 10:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by benny_bull_frog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been thinking of opening a card company, what do you think of this on?
So you are having a Sh$ty Day
You don't even want to go out and play
because the skies today seam off lee gray
it's OK because (open card)
her is a free chocolate par-fay
2006-08-24 17:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is like a an "Etch-a-Sketch", you can scribble on it all day long & it may get messed up, but at the end of the day you can shake it up (shake yourself off) and poof, the you have wiped the slate clean and you get to start over tomorrow!!! New opportunities for better days!!!
2006-08-24 17:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by muzikalady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tomorrow is another sh*tty day.
2006-08-24 18:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by Bullchit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tomorrow's Friday.
2006-08-24 17:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by ekinevel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you like stories?
a month ago, our family car was involved in a hit and run accident..the dude gave us his info..and seemed courteous
but all the info was false..we called the auto club, police and DMV..apparently, they tracked him down, and had him cough up the fee's due from DMV/auto club..well, few weeks later, our car was unsafe to drive so we had it towed away. but as soon as the tow truck got out of the parking lot, the tow mechanism broke loose, our damaged car wheeled out of control, down the steep hill, and into the river..now having water damage, it was unrepairable..thus we ended up buying a used car..then, while on test drive, the tire blew out due to improper inflation..and the front end of car crashed into a fire hydrant..causing 4.000.00 damage.."i could go on, but it would take another page-LOL"
2006-08-24 18:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you arn't alone. I had one of those days as well. LET'S CHEER UP TOGETHER OKAY! and I hope tomorrow will be a better one for you. Hope his cheeers you a little. Take care.
2006-08-24 17:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by Londoner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'll pass. What goes down must come up, law of life. You won't feel like this forever so just be patient.
2006-08-24 17:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by rayhanna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax and think of all the good things in your life!!! And remember tomorrow is another (hopefully better!!!) day!!
2006-08-24 18:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by confused123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today is almost over. When it is over you won't have to deal with it any more. Here is a BIG SMILE for you. Sounds like you've lost yours.
2006-08-24 17:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋