We broke up and not on good terms, but I wanted to be friends and he had other intentions. I haven't talked bad about the guy or anything, but he keeps sending me hate mails then apologizes for them and asks to get back together. I told him there was no chance of that ever happening and he egged my car. Suggestions on sadistic plans to get him back?
2006-08-24 08:37:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Well you came to the right place. Have a seat, sit back and sip your wine. And I'll tell you good dirty tricks to play. So, if he has a car....this is nice and dirty. Take a tube of crazy glue and squeeze into every door lock of his car. He'll never be able to open that door without replacing the locks. Also this is gross, but very effective. Take some dog waste, and smear it under his door handles. Oh what a feeling!. You can order him some Cd's from Columbia House....using his name and bill me later. I hope he hates gay people, cause this next one is a whopper. Place an ad in a gay magazine that there is a party at his house...date, time and single men are welcomed. Gays hate showing up and not finding a party. They'll trash the place. You could also place an ad in a gay magazine that he is looking for a "friend" for that special moment. Remember to put his address or home number in the ad. This next one is a great one if he is travelling across any borders. If you find out that he is, call the border patrol and tip them off that he is smuggling cocaine up his rectum. Tell them that he was bragging that he has done it before and that "those idiots never search you" at the border. And if they ask who this is, just give them either his sisters name or his new girlfriends name.
Now these are just a few things that can be done.
I hope that they work out for you, or at least gave you something to laugh about.
2006-08-24 08:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by John M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting revenge is very immature!!!!!!..... but it sounds like fun, I am married right now and my husband is such a lovey dovey, wonderful man, but I do regret being so passive sometimes when a couple of ex boyfriends treated me like crap, looking back I wish I had done something to them, just for the satisfaction, I asked my brother and he said that if you put sugar in his gas tank it will kill the motor, and my mom told me that if you want a man to be really mad, hit him in only 2 places his balls or his wallet, since maybe you can't do the first, the second is an option.... Good Luck and just make really sure you don't get caught....
2006-08-24 15:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by starfedra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore him and get a hot new boyfriend. He isn't worth the trouble and when you respond to him he has your attention and wins the battle. Like a stray dog or a bee--ignore it and it will go away!
2006-08-24 15:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by crzyanl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Copy all his hate mail and send it to his mom ask her not to discuss the mail with him but explain you are concerned about his anger level.
2006-08-24 15:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know! This is really good...heheh and it totally works everytime! Listen carefully: Call the police and report his innappropriate and abusive behaviour! hehehe Hilarious, right! Gets them everytime...
2006-08-24 15:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the police and make a report if he egged your car!
2006-08-24 15:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by my2cents 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you either "peanut butter" or "butter" his car up real good. That grease is hard to get off!!! hahaha
2006-08-24 15:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by lollygagger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lock him in a room and force him to listen to Paris Hilton's CD
2006-08-24 15:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him a nice subscription to Playgirl magazine at his house......(of course) LOL
2006-08-24 15:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by lusaisthebest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Egg his car.
2006-08-24 15:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by The Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋