What would you make me?

Question

out of a bag of frozen chips, 2 golf balls, a pork chop, a can of beer and a cricket bat.

Answer 1

we can start a new game called chip ball

if u lay out the chips into a rectangle and then pour the beer into it to make the surface a lil bit more slippy. then u cut up the chop up to make lil paddles.
next u put 1 golf ball in there and try to score in the chip goals at either end
the winner is the 1 that scores the most goals.
and incase u wonder what the bats for its to do a malets mallet for the person that doesnt win

Answer 2

i'd make U have a red bum from the cricket bat, then sooth it with the peas, then redden it again, for have such silly things in to cook with :)

i 'd make U a can monster with the beer can and golf balls, not too sure about the chop tho

lol

Answer 3

i would take you out for a game of cricket first, using the golf balls, then i would cook you pork chop and chips... then we would snuggle up in the shed with the beer..........lol

Answer 4

beer bat ball chop and chip soup.
of course, everyone knows that.

tch!

Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it but ill order it from Zanzibaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Fish

Answer 6

A mess on the kitchen floor.

Answer 7

Id make you go to the chippy

Answer 8

A smashing time!

Answer 9

i wud make u cook ur own dinner and then make u do the washing up too!

Answer 10

a jetpack