Guys dont answer this if your girl gets on here!! LOL I need some excuses !! ( Laugh out load !!!!!! )
2006-08-24 05:20:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
We'll be together forever, to my ex wife.
2006-08-24 05:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by JeffE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had scratches on both sides of my back and I did not know it. I was working in the yard one day cutting down some bamboo and dragging the cutting to a burn pile. I did not have a shirt on and my wife asked what were those scratches. I did have some small ones from the bamboo scraping me, but quick thinking I just said it was the bamboo. Nothing ever became of that incident and that was the end of that. Wheeeew.
2006-08-24 12:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by dd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was a good lie once when the GF was away......we lived in apartments with a flimsy fence around the pool.......me and a girl friend of my girlfriend got drunk and i ended up with these scratches all over my back......told her i gotem crawling under the fence....didn't work...the other girlfriend spilled the beans........
2006-08-24 12:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by bullwinckle2003 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I didn't put a dent in the car, someone must have just swiped me while I was in the house(Car was parked) and yea, that haircut looks fine.
2006-08-24 12:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by mzpittman01 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girlfriend---"I swear that wasn't me with that blonde!", I had a guy who looked very similair to me back in college...it worked great because he in fact was dating a blonde....
2006-08-24 12:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by City slicker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got on her 'doggy style' and told her that it was just like last night with her best friend!
What a wild rodeo ride!
2006-08-24 12:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't come yet lol I DON'T LIE TO MY WIFE
2006-08-24 12:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you marry the RIGHT girl.... you will not need to lie....
2006-08-24 12:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by Chiclet 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I scratched my own back in the shower.
2006-08-24 12:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not telling.
2006-08-24 12:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by Put_ya_mitts_up 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋