"if you want a taste of religion, bite a minister"
what funny bumper stickers have you seen?
2006-08-24 05:12:11 · 30 answers · asked by Summer Rain 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this was in england, the car was covered in them, but i could only read this one or i would have crashed!
2006-08-24 05:17:26 · update #1
hi PEEPLEPERSON, sorry, missed you asking this last week, you got some great answers too.
2006-08-24 05:21:01 · update #2
1. "Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change."
2. "Buckle Up. It Makes it Harder For Aliens to Snatch You From the Car."
3. "My Reality Check Just Bounced."
4. "Sorry, Officer. My Radar Detector Was Unplugged."
5. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?"
6. "Keep Honking. I'm Reloading."
7. "Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set!"
8. "Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix: Do Not Drink And Derive."
9. "Jesus Saves. He Uses Double Coupons."
10. "Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal."
11. "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder."
12. "If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer!"
13. "To Err Is Human, To Moo Bovine."
14. "Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet."
15. "No Radio. Already Stolen. Sorry To Disappoint You."
16. "I Wonder If You'd Drive Any Better If That Cell Phone Was Up
Your Butt?"
17. "I Brake For Tailgaters."
18. "Say No To Drugs. That Will Keep The Prices Down."
19. "If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!"
20. "Do Not Read This Bumper Sticker."
21. You are this close-why not f*** me!
2006-08-24 05:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by educated guess 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A bumper sticker that goes on the FRONT of the car--- regarding the next presidential elections. It simply read.... Run Hillary Run!!!!
I like this one too--- If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalks!
or this one-- Keep grandma off the streets... support Bingo.
and finally-- Visualize whirled peas.
Have a great day!!!
2006-08-24 12:15:20 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didn't c a bumper sticker but i saw a van yesterday and it was covered in grey mud and it on the back sum1 had written also available in white
2006-08-24 12:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by hayley s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey idiot! You're driving a car. Not a telephone booth."
"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on you."
and on a beat-up looking truck, I saw this bumper sticker....
"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
2006-08-24 12:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Grace☼ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! i've seen stuff in the back of minis that say stuff like 'on a mission for mister Bridger' 'your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' 'my other car's a mini cooper'
2006-08-24 12:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by StaceyMayBrown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband stuck one on my car once without me knowing , it said ' The witches broomstick'! I was not amused at first but have managed to see the funny side since!
2006-08-24 14:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by TB 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In england we dont tend to have, bumper stickers, we just have politicians, that stick to bigger things, and issue out 1 liners....
2006-08-24 12:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by yeah well 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
saw a car sticker that asked why they bothered to sterilise the needles for a lethal injection
2006-08-24 12:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by shazzyanne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your lips and my *** were ment to be together
WAIT HAD TO EDIT I GOT MORE
im not a alcaholic im drunk alcaholics go to meetings
lifes all about *** covering it kissing it kicking it or trying to get it
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
im not losing hair im getting head
Jesus loves you-
but everyone else thinks your an asshole
2006-08-24 12:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) If you get any closer to my as s - we'll have to get married
2) Dont drink and drive - smoke a spliff and fly
3) Prevent accidents - put a condom on your car
4) If money is the root of all evil - why do churches beg for it?
5) If you took a sh it - please put it back
2006-08-24 14:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by Nicolala 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋