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whether its someone you wanted to flirt with and meet, your children's, your spouses, a waiter, etc. etc. keep it clean though !

2006-08-24 04:39:03 · 13 answers · asked by sammie 1 in Social Science Sociology

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got hit a by a car while trying to cross the street to get on the bus that my crush was getting on. but i was fine, the car didn't hit me badly. me & my crush, well ... crushed

2006-08-24 16:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Alexa L 3 · 0 0

I was really attracted to a lady where we worked. She was stunning and extremely pleasant. Everyone reminded her of how beautiful she looked. I was charming and extremely humorous to everyone else at the office. I did not notice her. She thought I hated her and it bothered her tremendously. Eventually she invited me out for drinks to discuss what was bothering her. At midnight, she decided to call her boyfriend and tell him that she was not coming home--there were too many emotional issues she needed to clear up. We ended up living together for 2 years from that night onwards.
I would not recommend carnal approaches to finding "agape
" love: it results in mixed up offspring. Love has spiritual roots--Lust is completely carnal: like itches--feels good while doing it, but the aftermath is hurtful. Best to practice good spiritual habits and to treat people with respect. Sow good seeds and the fruits will be great. That relationship began in deceit and ended in deep hurt.
Boaz.

2006-08-24 12:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Boaz 4 · 0 0

Once in a party when no one was paying attention to me I farted to make myself known. This was no ordinary fart. It was one of those ear peircing farts that sounds like the sound barrier being broken. Not only did I get everyone to look at me but I also left a lasting impression on the people at the party. I was forever known as "that fart guy at Joe's party". Its not that great of a memory but it keeps us laughing to this day and they have never forgotten me.

2006-08-24 11:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by gillamacs 3 · 1 0

I once called a boyfriend 14 times in one hour. He wouldn't pick up the phone so I thought I'd just annoy the hell out of him.

2006-08-24 11:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0 0

She was takin orders at a lil mom&pop burger joint, walked in with just a ski mask& my chuck taylor sneakers on. She was to busy laughin to take the order!!

2006-08-24 11:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Skeeter 5 · 0 0

I flew a plane into the Twin Towers. Sure hope somebody noticed.

2006-08-24 11:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by MrSandman 5 · 2 0

i stripped 2 get attention of a guy pretending as if i didnt see him in the room.

2006-08-24 11:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by Kamasutra 1 · 0 0

I pretended to huff brake fluid and, coughed it up all over the carpet where we were sitting. (I know that sounds VERY unattractive but, at the time I was doing this "adorably brain dead" act.)

2006-08-24 12:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Stripped at a party.

2006-08-24 12:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0 0

I got naked in the car! While driving!

2006-08-24 11:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by can2gone 3 · 0 0

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