A six year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the six year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The four year old nods his head in approval.
The six year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna' say something with hell and you say something with ***."
The four year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the six year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios."
2006-08-24 04:21:48 · 20 answers · asked by Magnus C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL!! we are loosing our kids these days.
2006-08-24 05:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mamamia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might say Drake as he can the two sing, rap and rhyme. Howwever, new child Cudi's songs are additionally sturdy...the only distinction is the beat. new child Cudi relies upon fullyyt upon his beat. in actuality, devoid of the beat he has little expertise. Drake nevertheless has ill beats and a talanted voice..he's is likewise extra matured and much less instruct off. DRAKE
2016-09-29 22:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by greenwell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man in a bar is nudged by the man next to him and spills his beer he immediately yells "watch it you bloody stupid wanker "
then he notices a young lady is sitting in the next stall looking shocked .in embarrassment he blurts out "sorry mam this ******** pushed me"
2006-08-24 04:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one but a good one
2006-08-24 04:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by littlebopeep 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also not cool because the mother should not hit her child for saying cuss words.
2006-08-24 04:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a section for jokes.
2006-08-24 04:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was SOOOOO cute. I am gonna tell everyone!!
2006-08-24 04:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by Love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-24 04:23:48 · answer #8 · answered by E.B. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little funny, but today that could totally happen.
2006-08-24 04:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute ;)
2006-08-24 04:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by Beth M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋