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one a woman knows that if you want something done you have to do it your self

2006-08-24 06:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by ??IMAGINE ?? 5 · 4 0

1

2006-08-24 10:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Zvisineyi 2 · 0 0

well now that joke's been said.. one will see that.. then make a petition to have others sign it pertaining about the ethics of this anti-feminist joke then.. once they've reach their goal in signatures then they'll write their congressman..

then they'll get permits to demonstrate in d.c. protesting jokes like this about feminists.. so on.

there'll be media coverage and angry feminists on camera screaming about this joke and all the efforts that they've suffered through the centuries and only to have this... how society doesn't understand and let them down so on...

then the party will be over.. nothing's accomplished.. some poor immigrant has got to run around with a couple of trashcans and a trash picker and pick up all the trash the protesters and media frenzy left.. so on..

but they only said there might have been 120,000 at the protest.. so i guess it well.. wait.. no one has changed the light yet! ACK!


so the question remains unanswered.

but this joke still remains! or is it that the taxpayers changed the lightbulb or maybe that poor illegal immigrant who picked up after everyone?

he he.

just fooling.. it's just a joke on a joke? :D

2006-08-24 10:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

just the one


how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?...

100
1 to hold the lightbulb
99 to turn the world around

2006-08-24 10:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0 0

Hmm...

Two; one to take the old one out and one to find one of those curly tube ones to make sure it doesn't resemble any female sex symbol?

Sixteen; one to change it and the other fifteen to lobby for a cancellation of men's rights to change it under the pretense they're protecting women's rights to change it?

Sixteen; one to change it and the other fifteen to spread 'recognition of violence against bulbs' when the vast majority of violence is actually targeted against computer monitors?

That's all I've got.

2006-08-24 10:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Nine- one to change it and eight to form a "Survivors of the Darkness" support group.

or

100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is.

2006-08-24 10:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Are you calling the lightbulb fat? Why should it have to change, you SEXIST PIG.

2006-08-24 10:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by James T 3 · 1 0

one

2006-08-24 10:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by alyamed 4 · 0 0

none, they would all stand around complaining that a man made it burn out

2006-08-24 10:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by shut up dummy 6 · 0 0

I would say that it would take one feminist and one man

No.. that is NOT funny (LOL)

2006-08-24 10:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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