I'm sitting in my office and i've got 1 hour and 30 minutes to go....can someone make me smile & make my day?

Answer 1

I would love to be in your position. I've been looking for a job for about 8 weeks and can't afford rolling tobacco!

Answer 2

No I can't make your day.
I can tell you however I got home from work 4 hours early today and still got paid for it.

Answer 3

I have 6 hours and 15 minutes to go.

Make ya feel better?

Answer 4

well i've got 2 hours 10 minutes, does that make u fell better?

Answer 5

Once our cat went after a lizard and brought it in its mouth for the kittens. I yowled a lot and dropped a dry leaf in front of them. The kittens looked at the leaf and the cat and went away.

Answer 6

I should think you would be smiling every day with a job like yours {who else can spend their time on Answers while imitating work}

Answer 7

You can glue their office supplies to their desk ( i.e; stapler, phone, coffee mug). The expression is usually priceless.

Or if you have a private office, give yourself an orgasm.

Answer 8

hello you stunning princess.will you marry me.i am 95 yrs old ,i am bald,have a hump on back,only have 1 eye,had both my arms chopped off in iran (,honest i did not steal the porn mag,)have 3 nipples ,and a wooden leg which is badly scorched(lay under the sunbed to long and it went on fire)that is my good points .dont have any bad points,smlie please

Answer 9

If that is you in the picture....I think I'm in love!!!! You ARE simply beautiful.

Now smile even prettier, you're going home soon.

Answer 10

U could b just starting you day.

Hey think of the olsen twins
Creepy lookin