...And it stinks worse at those moments! I usually get up & try to lead them away & hope they dont notice. What other embarassing thing happened to you at work? My boss walked in while I was doing the burping alphabet!
2006-08-24 02:12:04 · 10 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
I know and i love to fart . My best farts come in the lunch room and the smelliest come in the elevator and i have emptied elevators out !!!! I love to fart . Farting is my life . Smelly , wet , juicy farts make my day when I blow them . I love to fart in bed with my girlfriend too when she is doing the 69 too .If she does not miss a beat I know she loves me .Farts rock my world !!! I love to fart to music too and get a nice beat going .I love doing machine gun farts - nice quick bursts that go rat a tat tat .
2006-08-24 07:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
In our office we all came to a "silent agreement" - we all just happen to need something from a spare office if we need to expel some gas. The room usually stinks, but it saves everyone from being caught in their own office.
Most embarrassing - Everyone had left, I was locking up, but needed to go. I was singing on the toilet. I washed up, opened the door and the boss had come back in for something. He asked "Do you do show tunes if you get backed up?"
2006-08-24 09:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by GreyGoul 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, i happen to agree. or how about that flapping boogy in yer nose. not a kleenex or tissue in sight and here comes the office gossip. they blab away, all the while, every time you breathe, flip, flap, flip, flap. aand they look away fer a sec, and you reach right in there fer it, and they turn back to you, so you jerk yer hand away, and the boogy stays, and they're all- did you know you have an obscene boogy hangin outta yer shnozz? damn, get on top of that, girl, and off they go.........
2006-08-24 09:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by grumpy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Farting in the elevator when you are the only one in it. Then the doors open and just one more person gets in with you! BUSTED! If a whole group of people got in, no one can figure out who farted. But just one person -- you can't hide that!
2006-08-24 09:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by kja63 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i used to work at a grocery store and always had gas at night, so when we would do the price changes i'd go down the booze aisle and fart because that aisle was usually empty... of course then my uncle who worked that aisle would end up walking into it. haha, best part was, he had no idea it was me until i told him!
2006-08-24 09:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jenessa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about walking around a public place before you notice or
someone tells you your zipper is down? Been there,had that.
2006-08-24 09:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You must be very bored to come up with this subject. But, yeah, it's funny how that always seems to happen.
2006-08-24 09:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by whtecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you hate that! It's time to evacuate!
2006-08-24 09:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a sow
2006-08-24 09:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by angelbaby 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
JUST IGNORE
2006-08-24 09:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by Udit D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋