Any tips on stopping my 'tortoise head' popping out?

Question

It's nearly Autumn and time for hibernation.
Is feeding him too many greens causing it?

Answer 1

I believe Scousebusterbill.

I had a tortoise, I called him Tortamatic, and he ran away. He ran across the road to an O.A.P and she sold him. The old b.itch.

It all happened so fast there was nothing I could do.

Answer 2

do you have a thumping sensation in your pants?

if the tortoise is sticking his head out of the shell, you need more roughage. Hope your underwear isnt white

Answer 3

My dad was a chemist, and buried my tortoise when it went into hibernation he buried it. Scary that he helped invent certain pharmaceuticals isn't it? I had two tortoises and the other one ran away. Seriously.

Answer 4

You might try switching his diet to something that's less appealing to your tortoise. Maybe fudge bars or something. He'll hibernate in self defense.

Oh, and don't wear boxers.

Answer 5

I guess after 30 years in prison you're not use to real food. It will take time.

Answer 6

Bit erly for hiberation yet but here's an offer you can't refuse( I sound like Michael Coerleone here) ... I let you have my dog (Pic) for a day, leave him in your garden! Your tortoise will get so fed up being licked to death it will keep its head in!

Answer 7

Bromide in your tea, love. Either that or keep thinking about Camilla Parker-Bowles!

Answer 8

Best go to the bog, you know when it starts popping out theres no stopping it!!!!

Answer 9

Here you are. You'll have better luck with Ohio Kate after this.

http://www.act-now.org/

Answer 10

once you pop you cant stop! Find a bog or a bush mate and let it fly!!