I wish to start a cult and I am currently looking for followers.
It will be great, the only conditions will be that you call me "The Leader", go to the toilet when I tell you to and submit to all my deviant sexual demands.
Regards
The Leader
2006-08-24 00:52:45 · 14 answers · asked by zoomraker 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
can i be your second in command
2006-08-24 00:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by ryn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"LOVE" cult? Where's the love? In the first place if you are such a leader, you wouldn't have to be asking for followers. Especially on here. You would just have people following you. You wouldn't have to ask. In the second place, what you are describing is not love. Why don't you just call it what it is? A sexual deviant cult? You would get more followers by being honest about what you are about. Geez....
2006-08-27 19:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by NORTH WEST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be seriously into this - leader! Happy to submit to you at anytime - the more deviant the better!
2006-08-25 01:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by ticklemonster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I despise cults are you any relation to that punk David Koresh
2006-08-26 22:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by charles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only after the medical profession find cures for all STDs.
2006-08-24 01:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been in a mlm before. Don't even find this remotely amusing.
2006-08-24 00:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Think.for.your.self 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to my e.mail address ism primrose4@myway.com
2006-08-24 01:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a offer you cant refuse
2006-08-26 04:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And someone gave birth to you.
2006-08-26 02:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by kitpoodle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh leader can i please use the toilet,its starting 2 seep out
2006-08-24 01:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by dr_gonzo_1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋