My mate reckons he got caught doing it by his mum again last week. In his shed too!
2006-08-24 00:51:26 · 19 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
What is it with you Veronica W?
Are you just thick?
Or a nun?
2006-08-24 01:01:55 · update #1
It's a crime that can only be dealt with by vigilantes.
I once fisted an altar boy in the church of fudge after I saw him bash the bishop. I then took a vicar up the belfry.
What's a euphemism?
2006-08-24 01:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by Feel My Fun Fork 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The church always tries to keep these things kind of hush-hush. Bad publicity, and all that. Many more bishops are bashed every second of every day than you might think.
Boys' rooms at schools, on the playground, even in their own homes! It's scandalous, I tell you. Something must be done!
I think I'm going to start a group to help these poor bishops. I think I can give them a hand. Want to join me?
2006-08-24 10:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe additional charges of illicit chicken choking and illegal helmet polishing could be taken into consideration during sentencing.
Not to mention the monkey spanking - a clear violation of animal rights statutes.
Although, if he was to spank the monkey on a regular basis, he could join the other monkey spankers in Huntingdon Life Sciences.
There are a whole lot of spankers working there ... :)
2006-08-24 08:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was prosecuted by the RSPCA for spanking the monkey once.
The judge sentenced me to 3 years chokey (the chicken).
I got through it though, didn't let it get me down. I remembered the old chinese proverb;
"Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day"
2006-08-24 07:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Many choirboys are too young to be prosecuted as accessories to this 'bishop bashing' of which you speak.
2006-08-24 11:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come no bishops or cardinals ever served time for sodomy? Those bastards deserve to have the S H I T beat out of 'em.
2006-08-24 07:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by zeuster2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a proud atheist and follower in the tradition of Huxley, I take great delight in this noble activity! (but always use a cleanex!)
2006-08-24 07:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pam and her five sisters were done for hitting a clergyman a few weeks back;)
2006-08-24 07:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by ryn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George michael did!
2006-08-24 07:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by Chester Copperpot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got done by green peace for polishing the dolphin...it that the same!
2006-08-24 07:53:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋