I was framed before you ask, the fire was already well estabished when I passed with my cod & chips and petrol can.
How wide should my flares be? 22 inches?
Collars? Over the shoulder?
Platform soles? 9 inches high?
Is lime green still cool?
Tank tops not too wacky?
2006-08-24 00:31:16 · 38 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Cool Ranga! My glasses are still groovy!
2006-08-24 00:40:48 · update #1
DON'T spend all your compo money on a Smokie cd then murder an old dear. Mr. Hoppy wouldn't be pleased. We all know that you're Ivan Dobski, the Meat Safe Murderer (even though you only confessed so they'd take the electrodes off your testicles. I know you never done it.
2006-08-24 01:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by Scousebuster Bill 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may not have noticed but clothes and colours underwnt some changes while you were inside dear! Maybe you could sit on a bench, look around you and see what people wear nowadays. Once you decide what you might like then why don't go to Top Man (Leave your fish'n'chips and petrol can out though) and try on some of their clothes? If yuo can't afford them then just take a trip to your nearest charity shop. You'll find something there!
I wouldn't say there was anything wrong with the clothes you like! I've still got 2 pairs of my platform shoes, flare trousers and mini skirts of the old days LOL so i don't think you're silly to like the style! Trouble is ... Should you wish to go unnoticed ... You might like to wear your fave clothes at home. O and do you know what? After 30 years ... Fish suppers have gone up in price, so's petrol! And something else ... Firemen went on strike! They're back at work now though ...
Welcome to 2001, in fact .... Welcome back! Missed ya!
2006-08-24 00:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you need to relocate to the ghetto...they all walk around without belts due to ingrained former prison regulations, so they're arses are hanging out. Funnily enough, this is the coolest way to look 'hip', by showing your ****, an inch or so of elasticated designer boxer, the shirt doesn't matter, but get some jewels and a big bentley...may take another job.
2006-08-24 00:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by syelark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to go back about 10 years - that was the last time there was a 70's revival.
I'd recommend a hoodie. Large, baggy and black. Oh, and wear your hood up when you go into a bank, shop or restaurant. Thats the done thing.
Apparently, if you wear it around conservative head quarters, David Chubster Cameron will be on hand to force you into a hug.
2006-08-24 00:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck, I bet you have seen some big changes. 30 years for arson? Man must have been some big fire!
I guess, I know people who are still wearing their Levi's after 30 years, if your lucky enough to fit into them - as for me, no! However, just glance around the stores as see what other guys are wearing. I guess T's and straight legged/boot cut jeans are still in.
By the way - I wish you well with your release - enjoy your freedom!
2006-08-24 00:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hear that a man in uniform is very provocative (um ..not the one ,that you have had for the last 3 decades ) perhaps you should join the fire brigade , to try out a new one.wearing a uniform also helps, because you don't have to spend hours worrying, which outfit is just right.it's a curse i tell you. after all you have your freedom now and want to be getting on with more important things-like getting your clothes off.
2006-08-24 01:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by saywot? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wear the same clothes you were wearing when you were banged up, assuming you are still as lithe and ripped as you were when you were slapped into the slammer. You are lucky to have been caught up in the fashion worlds 'virtuous circle' which dictates that every 30 years all style repeats itself. You cool dude.
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2006-08-24 00:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by keefer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After 30 years in the klink, your most important item is going to be your underpants. You'll need a reinforced gusset with a heavy duty liner after all those years of back door action.
Judging by your avatar, I bet they really "blew your bloody doors off!"
Come to think of it, they make super-tight suck-you-in underwear to squeeze fat women into smaller clothes now. You should get them in most supermarkets. They will probably help to stop your chocolate whizzway gaping open quite so much.
2006-08-24 00:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow your hair longer and don't wear striped suits especially ones with arrows on.
2006-08-24 00:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by grumpyoldman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEA DONT DO A THING...everything your wearing has probably come around again..ditch the sideburns though..
2006-08-25 07:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋