Which of These Characters Is The Funniest?

Question

Homer J Simpson
Phillip J Fry
Petter Griffon
Eric Cartman

This is purely how funny the characters are themselves. So don't choose on the fact they're you're favourite character and not because they're in your favourite show, just who's funniest.

Answer 1

gotta be eric cartman..the little dude is seriously funny,in a league all of his own,light years ahead of those other characters..

Answer 2

Eric Cartman

Answer 3

Eric Cartman

Answer 4

Eric Cartman.

Answer 5

homer simpson, of course...
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own."
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"The strong must protect the sweet" "Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"
"D'oh!!!"
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"God bless those pagans."
"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"Mmmm, free goo."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!"

Answer 6

Simpson of course! May not always be the funniest show, but certainly the funniest character.

Answer 7

Homer, because I don't know either Phillip or Petter and Eric is just a smartass bastard kid.

Answer 8

Eric Cartman; totally obnoxious, but funnier than hell.

Answer 9

None....try Mel Brooks.

Answer 10

Eric Cartman even though hes a fatass