My fav Homer lines are :
Homer "Hello my name is Mr.Burns. I believe u have a letter for me"
Post Office Guy "Ok Mr. Burns, whats your first name"?
Homer "I dont know"
2006-08-23 21:51:27 · 13 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
haha, good question, lets see....
Homer: Oh, I almost forgot. While I was at the court house, I had them change your name.
Marge: To what?
Homer: Chesty La Rue.
Marge: CHESTY LARUE?
Homer: Just try it for two weeks. If you don't like it, you can be Busty St. Claire.
Marge: I don't want to be Chesty La Rue or Busty St. Claire.
Homer: Fine. Hooty McBoob it is.
Marge: Goodnight, Homer.
Homer: Goodnight, Hooty.
Marge: Give me those.
Marge: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.
Homer: Get used to it, honey. From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.
Homer: Tip #1- "Live every day as if it was your last". Done and done.
Homer: I don't want to die. I'm so young.
wow...you do know there are way too many to chose from
2006-08-23 21:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by liz n 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can't risk that, so I'm not going.
If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
2006-08-24 05:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by ANA83 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a fav, but if i had to choose...
Lisa: dad, you shouldn't be wearing glasses that aren't prescribed for you.
homer: oh, Lisa just cos you're ten foot tall don't mean you can tell me what to do!
Bart: I'm Bart.
2006-08-24 05:15:21 · answer #3 · answered by cheeky_blonde_14 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lisa: If I win the math contest I'll get a new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm, Lisa.
2006-08-24 05:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by dailybmine 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Weesling out of things is what seperates us from the animals..... except the weasle.
Its all here in the Bible son, its the Pranksters Bible.
2006-08-24 05:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by jademonkey 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bart, don't pester Satan!
I am smart, S M R T
2006-08-24 06:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by Brownie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Purple's a fruit"
"Keep looking surprised, and move towards the cake"
2006-08-24 05:53:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a loud voice:
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!"
2006-08-24 04:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is:
Homer: "Ohhh, so they have the INTERNET on computers now!"
2006-08-24 04:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by Astrid 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
doh,
why you little then chokes bart
2006-08-24 13:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by scifinutt999 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋