Mine had to be not a drunk moment, but an "illegally" intoxicated moment. I thought the guy waxing the floors at Wal-Mart was a man on a zambonie (the machines they use to polish ice skating rinks, and ice hockey games). I was so scared, because I thought he was "after me" that I had to get off the "ice" or floor of Wal-Mart, so I climed on top of the register at the check out. The cashier was freaked out, and my friend had to pull me off the register.
2006-08-23 20:22:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok..didn't I JUST say MINE was an "illegal" substance? and NOT alcohol, but it WAS my most embarassing moment of being intoxicated.
2006-08-23 20:38:42 · update #1
Puking up hot wings all the way across the room.
2006-08-23 20:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I don't remember much of this but I know I got picked up
for public intox after an apparent fight with a close friend.
They took me in took all my stuff, put me in a cell with a mattress on the floor. When I woke up, I had apparently taken a
chunk of soap from a sink that was in there and wrote obscenities and remarks all over the walls and sink and mirror,...the room was covered. An it was pretty vulgar stuff,even for me.
They came to let me out, and give me a ticket and court date, and I didn't say two words.
2006-08-24 03:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tapout 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in London and totally wasted. My friends had already left me and gone back to the hotel, so I was alone in a strange bar in a strange city. I was walking to the bathroom and slipped in a pool of beer that was spilled on the floor. No one would help me, they all just stared. Later when the bar closed, I was walking outside and I saw this guy giving me the eye. I was trashed, and decided why not? So I yelled at him, "Hey, do you want to take me home?" He looked at me and grinned, he said, "I'd really love to give you a shag, but I'm already going home with her." That's when I noticed the other woman. Finally, I got in a cab and made it back to the hotel. The next day we flew home. I was hung over and feeling like a dumb ***** for the mess I'd made of the night before.
2006-08-24 03:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...alcohol doesn't generally cause paranoia. you sure you weren't trying a litttle crystal meth and chasing it down with beer?
Anyway...
1st year at University, at a party at my friend's house I decide to try out all the J's: Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Jose Cuervo....accidentally fell into the pool 2x, threw up on the cocker spaniel, and got some vomit on a picasso I was admiring.
Then I got stripped to my boxers and left in the poolhouse where I threw up 3 times in the night and rolled over my own puke. Woke up the next day when the mom used a garden hose on me then helped me get dressed for breakfast.
I still send her a christmas card every year.
2006-08-24 03:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by spindoccc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great story :) Mine would have to be...a new year's party, 1997-1998 this was. I had fallen down drunk with an unopened can of beer in my hand and held up my hand so someone could help me up, but instead, my darling best friend took a picture! Not really that embarassing except that the picture was taken, but I haven't lived it down....
2006-08-24 03:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yours was a horror story. Here's mine. My sister and her girl friend came to visit me and we went out partying and drinking. Well at my favorite tavern, where I was well known...and respected, I preceded to spill six(I didn't know it at the time) drinks at our table, in which they had to change the table cloth that many times. Then to top it off when we got up to leave I somehow drug the table cloth with me and spilled everything on the table on the floor.
Man was I embarrassed the next day when I had to go back and eat crow!
I was fortunate though...they all just had a good laugh and made it easy for me not to be too hard on myself.
2006-08-24 03:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Robere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once while extremely intoxicated at a bar in college:
I stood up on my barstool, dropped my pants, and tapped the girl next to on the shoulder with my unit saying "Lets get out of here. You know you want to"
Turns out her father was visiting and sitting next to her.
2006-08-24 03:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by diggerfloyd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got sick and puked out the window of a 4th story apartment, wich was facing a nightclub directly across the street. The next day when I went outside, I could see my puke hit every window on the way down...oops!
2006-08-24 03:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by playswithmatches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got reallyyy drunk and got about to pee and i pulled my pants and panties down in a public place and "watered" the flowers that were in a pot outside.
By the way, ur story was sooo funny!
2006-08-24 03:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine happened when I stirred my martini with my penis while dancing on top the bar.
A word of caution to those who may want to try this...take the toothpick out of the olive before stirring. YEEEOUCH!!!
2006-08-24 03:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋