tell me the funniest line from a movie and which movie you got it from. the one with the funniest answer gets 10 pts.
2006-08-23 19:29:00 · 11 answers · asked by laylay 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Robin: I'm Robin and these are my merry men.
Rabbi Tuckman: Fagalists??
Robin: No, we're straight, just merry.
2006-08-24 04:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Yote' 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
From: The Jerk
Or
There's gonna be chicks all over us. It's gonna be so f@ggy I don't think I can stand it.
Chicks are for f@gs.
From: Dumb and Dumberer
2006-08-23 20:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by BigWurster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It has to be made Navin R. Johnson, played by Steve Martin in "The Jerk".
"Hey! You're our 8th customer today! You win a free oven mitt!"
Some many other good ones too.
"WOW! I'm tattooed on your ***! I bet a lot more people see that than the phone book!"
"Mom, I going to to the world today."
"Good luck baby."
"Bye Mom!" (Navin goes to street and raises thumb to flag down a car to hitchike)
Navin: "Let me guess your weight sir!"
Man: "Okay, what would I win?"
Navin: "Well," (points to plastic tiny frog) "anything from this frog to" (goes 3 inches and points to eraser) "to this eraser, which includes a frog, pencil or fancy eraser!"
"I'm not a bum. I'm a jerk!"
So many others... see the movie and you'll see what I mean.
2006-08-23 19:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a 10 foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap. -pepper from "cry-baby"
You got it Allison! You got it RAW!- Cry-Baby from "Cry-baby"
I ain't gettin' no haircut!- Cry-Baby from "Cry-baby"
yeah i know those don't sound that funny, but you have to watch the movie to know what i'm talkin' about. The expressions on these people's faces and the fake drama in their voice is hilarious.
2006-08-23 20:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm King of the World" - Titanic. That movie is a riot!
2006-08-23 19:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to be the all time classic by Mae West...."Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" LOL Not sure what movie it was from! :~)
2006-08-23 19:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First guy says "Looks like you've been missing alot of work lately?"
next guy says " I wouldn't say I've been missing it!"
Office Space
2006-08-23 19:33:16 · answer #7 · answered by playswithmatches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cant remember what the movie was called....but it was from this really serious mid day thriller....
"That guy just stuck a pencil in my ear..........Now it's personal."
I cacked myself!
2006-08-23 19:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tried to milk him didn't you, you sick son of a b***c!!!!
Meet The Parents
2006-08-23 23:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!"
-POTC 2 (pirates of the carribean 2) luve it!
2006-08-23 19:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋