2006-08-23 18:42:55 · 16 answers · asked by FALCONKING 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, something like this:
"First of, nice to meet you, so your real, huh? Nice.
Well, God, what the hell am I sposed to do? I mean whats with all these religous kooks that have loittered about this world using your name and image as justification of their own goals and control?
I mean, is that what you've planned? Are the Jerry Fallwells, Pat Robertsons, Osoma Bin Ladens of the world your aim? Are they really the mouth pieces of the Lord?
Just simply, what do you want from us? You give us this life , which can be pretty effing great if we allow ourselves to enjoy it, but through what is claimed to be your "words", the bible, and various intrepetations, we're supposed to focus on Heaven and the afterlife instead, I mean I really think youve given us a great gift, dont you think its a sin that 99% of us forake this gift because we're looking past the prize to this whole heaven thing, I mean dont you find that a bit more blasphemous than someone saying the word damn after your name?
And one last thing, whose a better golfer? Buddha or Jesus? o.k one last one for real, do you ever call Jesus, "Junior"?
2006-08-23 18:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by daughters_a_wookie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What would I say to God? Sorry, but I don't think anything that could possibly come out of anyones mouth (mind) would be worthy of being spoken to God.
2006-08-24 01:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by blamurfen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank you for the opportunity I have had to learn and grow in this life. I hope that I have been able to do you justice and be the best person I can be. I hope that I can continue to do so, and make the world a better place....especially in your eyes. Thank you.
2006-08-24 01:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by hazel eyes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh how unworthy I am to stand before You, I have nothing to say in defense of the life I have lived, I can not blame no one but me, I depend only on Your Son Jesus Christ as my Savior.
2006-08-24 01:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jerry80871852 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey God, I'll keep this short. If you want peace on earth, get rid of the human race.
2006-08-24 01:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did you do to Hitler? Are killers, rapists, child molesters going to punished after they die? People are always saying you are going to save us, from what exactly? Ourselves?
2006-08-24 01:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are you mean to some people but good to others?
2006-08-24 01:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Werecatwoman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say... give me 10 points
2006-08-24 02:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would ask him actually - why there are wars? Why people hate one another so much that they want to kill one another? Why there are people who get their sexual thrills from children???
2006-08-24 01:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by autumn lover 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Id ask him to forgive me then...id ask him to introduce me to past relatives who lived before me.
2006-08-24 01:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by thelilsxysmoothone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋