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Ask him if he brought Mrs. Clause's sister with him. That chick is one dirty little jezebel trollip. *&^$ me Santa, *#%^ me Santa, ^*$% me Santa!!!

2006-08-23 15:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

say oh Bad Santa, Bad Santa

2006-08-23 22:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by NaijaPrincess 5 · 0 0

Congratulate him on getting rid of Angolina in a timely fashion.

2006-08-23 22:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0 0

call Mrs clause and tell her to bring the reindeer that old Santa is flipping out again

2006-08-23 22:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by sclady62001p 5 · 0 0

Slam the door in his face, and tell him not to come back without angelina jolie-pitt

2006-08-23 22:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Echo 4 · 0 0

Huh

2006-08-23 23:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

Tell him to crawl up your chimney*** and come back in December. By December, switch to electric heating. You'll never see him again.





***Make sure your back is facing the wall when you say this.

2006-08-24 13:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Give him 5 bucks and tell him to buy somthing nice

2006-08-23 22:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Natalie Rose 4 · 0 0

I would throw a ear of corn at him an say "Begone foul demon, from wence you came!" and then procede to run away!

2006-08-23 22:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Matthew L 1 · 1 0

Invite him in, give him a bottle of your finest store brand whiskey. Perhaps he'll tell you tales of his Angelina days.

2006-08-23 22:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0 0

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