What Is Your Favourite Joke? 10 Points if u make me laugh!?

Question

Tell me your fave joke, the first one to make me laugh gets 10 points... easy

Answer 1

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Answer 2

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 3

A gay guy walked into a bar with a parot on his shoulder and told the bartender if he could guess the weight of the parot he would suck his ****. The bartender answered angerly 2 tons. The gay guy said close enough.

Answer 4

A LITTLE BOY OPENS HIS PARENTS BEDROOM DOOR TO FIND HIS MOTHER BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON HIS FATHER, THE MOTHER SEES HIM AND STOPS AND GOES TO FIND HIM AND THE LITTLE BOY ASKS WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID "YOU KNOW HOW BIG YOUR DADDY'S BELLY IS, SOMETIMES I HAVE TO BOUNCE ON IT TO MAKE IT GO DOWN." THE LITTLE BOY REPLIES "YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME" THE MOM PUZZLED ASKS WHY?. The boy says because when you go out shopping the lady next door comes over gets on her knees and blows it right back up again. I thought it was very funny, but everyone's different.

Answer 5

A guy goes to a 10 dollar hooker
The next day he goes back to her and said"I got crabs"
The hooker said,what do you expect for ten dollars "lobster"

Answer 6

Q. How did Michael Jackson get sick?

A. He ate twelve year old wieners

Answer 7

How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves???

She fell out of the tree!