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they need to wear plain colors like gray and black

2006-08-27 15:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Calvin of China, PhD 6 · 1 0

A superb idea, most definitely, as long as the tax payer doesn't have to foot the bill for the new attire, as most blubbers are too fat to go for take-out, never mind take a job. It's well known that all fatties use their voluntary gluttony as an excuse to avoid employment. But have you actually thought about the financial implications and logistics of what you're suggesting? Is there enough material on the Planet to clothe EVERY fattie? Will it contain the smell of obese perspiration? Is there enough orange dye to color it? And assuming the answer to those questions is yes, is there enough time left before the Universe explodes to get it all done? Are there enough black and oriental slave trade sweat shop kids to stitch it all together for 10 cents a day? And don't forget that the fatties find enough energy and agility to procreate, there are new fatties being born every minute. Will the material expand as the baby fattie grows? Or will the poor tax payer get the bill every time a fat kid outgrows a fat suit?
Good luck, I wish you every success.

2006-08-27 10:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would like nothing better than to lose this extra 100 lbs I've put on since I quit smoking 10 years ago. Unfortunately, the same year that I quit smoking, I developed osteoarthritis. I can no longer walk long distances. Before this happened I used to walk a minimum of five miles a day. Now if I step on an ordinary stair tread wrong when I'm in my bare feet, I break another bone in my foot. And since I really DON'T overeat every day (my intake averages about 1500 calories) it would take hard and prolonged exercise to lose any weight. I also can't take calcium tablets to strengthen my bones because I also have LUPUS and can't tolerate any mineral supplements.

So, no, I decline to wear an orange boiler suit. And maybe before you judge all people by their outward appearances again, you'll take time to think before jumping to spurious conclusions.

2006-08-23 15:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Absolutely

2006-08-23 15:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by Seriously Though 4 · 1 1

Sure thing man, Orange is a good color. We can put all the d**kh**ds in yellow ones.

I'm gonna write "FAT" on mine.

Just so you and the countless other idiots don't get too confused.

2006-08-26 14:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by n j 3 · 0 0

Sure, why not, old people in black ones, children in yellow ones, ethnic minorities in white ones, jerks like you in pink ones and then we will all be in La La land like you are.

2006-08-26 02:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yes, with the word fatass written across it. That will serve a reminder that they should loose some weight.

2006-08-23 15:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Edward 3 · 1 1

yes

2006-08-23 23:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only if you get the word jerk tattooed across your forehead.

2006-08-23 15:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by ironica7 4 · 0 1

WOW!...You just went all out and just asked that one, didn't you?

......Hmmmm.......To set the boys and girls apart, they may need different colours.....

2006-08-23 15:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Todd's 3 · 1 0

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