Do you ever get the feeling you're in the play Waiting for Godot?

Question

...who are you always waiting for?

Answer 1

*smacks forehead*

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The scene opens with a mother holding her one year old daughter in her arms while vacuuming. Her dependable Dyson all of a sudden goes kaput. She sets down her child and unplugs the contraption and tries to sit and talk and reason with it. After much pleading and prompting......she plugs it in and tries again. No luck. She finally walks to the phone and dials Deedo's Dyson Dealership asking when she could have a repairman visit her home to fix this mechanized menace. The camara then pans out as we leave this mother sitting alone with her dyson......waiting for Deedo.

Answer 2

Oh my GODOT! *breathes huge sigh of relief then coughs getting over flu bug* You finally asked a question about Godot.
I had been waiting for a question about Godot. Seems I was waiting for you to ask this question.

I thought the question would never come. I have waited so long, I was going to hang myself from that tree. I think it's a willow, but Didi didn't have any rope. I was going to use my belt, but it was too short. "Not worth a curse."

Now what was it I wanted from you?*looks in pocket for note to self pulls out carrot* Hey, you want this carrot? The more you eat the worse it gets, kind of like my cooking.

Sadly, I am so tired and sick. I think I need to ask you to come back tomorrow because I can't remember why I was waiting for this question. Before you leave, can you sing to me?

" A dog came in the kitchen and stole a crust of bread, then cook up with a handle and now the dog is dead."

Answer 3

Yes,for Godot of course.

Answer 4

THe pressure! I can't take the pressure! All this waiting is killing me, I think I am going to go hang myself...

Answer 5

yes...