these always make me laugh! I have lots. If I get a good response I will share a few!
2006-08-23 14:29:27 · 23 answers · asked by rachel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I girl I was sweet on finally consented to go on a date with me.
i took her to an upscale restaurant.
While i was buttering the toe of my french Bread, it popped out of my hand and did a half-gainer right into her cleavage.
I don;t remember anything after that.
2006-08-23 14:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
It will doubly embarassing if I share it here. Oh, well, what the heck.
During junior high, me and my buddies had a drinking spree. It was an afternoon and I haven't eaten yet. To cut the story short I got drunk, apparently I got so drunk that I passed out. My buddies told me later that I was lying in the middle of the street and passing vehicles were making an effort not to hit me. Some bystanders thought I got hit and I was dead. When I woke up, I was already at home, apparently my friends brought me home. My mom was scolding me. She also told me that my buddies gave me a bath, and me the always skeptical teen was, C'mon!! She told me to check out my briefs, and truth be told, I was wearing new briefs. Aw! Imagine what I had to endure at school the next day when my buddies saw me.
2006-08-23 21:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by megalomanya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was playing doubles at pool and got 7 balled my mate claimed its was her time of the month so she couldn't do it (a blatant lie by the way) so being the perfect gent I did it in sted, So I whipped me kecks down and stared on a lap of the table with the whole pub watching and cheering when half way round I slipped on some spilt beer, went a*se over tit wanding on my back, with my meat and 2 veg on display. After getting back up and finishing the lap I went to pull my trousers back up to find I'd managed to rip the groin open as well so I was still hanging out!!
2006-08-25 02:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm working as a waitress part-time and I know it's classic to spill food/drink on people but I somehow managed to hold a beer on a tray during the quietest part of the shift and casualy poor the whole bottle down my front.........no excuse just pure stupidity.
2006-08-23 21:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by Seriously Though 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During a play I was supposed to be doing a kick, my foot that I was standing on slipped and I fell on my butt in front of an audience of about 350 people! The worse part was that I had to stage for another 10 minutes until the play was over. It hurt like hell and I limped all next day.
2006-08-23 21:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sherrie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wanted to go out with this girl.
Someone told her and she got my phone number and called me.
I asked her if she'd go out with me, I heard some giggling in the back ground.
She said she'd go out with me if I came over naked.
After some convincing I went over to her house. But not naked. I went next door to take my clothes off. I knocked on the window that she said she would be waiting.
She just kept laughing saying he did it he did it.
Um she was having a slumber party..(GULP!)
Anyway I was going back for my clothes. The neighbor called the cops about a prowler when I was taking them off. So on my way back they stopped me from getting my clothes.
And put me in the back of the squad car..yeah! naked! Then they went to a Dunk'in Donuts I did have a blanket thank God.
But everyone seen me in the back with just a blanket on...
Then they drove me home.
My parents just laughed their asses off.
But after I told her what hell I went through after getting dragged away! She went out with me.
2006-08-23 21:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one time i was at my cuzin pool party and we were all getin ot of the pool and taken showers and since i like are always a my cuzins house i have my own coset with cloths in my aunt and uncles room and i jus got out of the shower and was just in a towel no boxers and i was walking in the room and walking to my closet and thea was a real hott hoot grl in thea and i just went as fast as i could to the closter and i trip ova a shoe lol and my towel came off so i was naked showing everything to a hott grl ;-) lmao
2006-08-23 21:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by skateboard everyday allday 24/7 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In fourth grade I once farted so nasty people turned green and one girl actually passed out, hit the floor and had to leave for the day. number two has to be when I got my first car and was first learning to drive. I tried backing into the driveway, badly misjudged the distanced and dug a hole in the house the length of the car. I hope to be able to pay that back someday. I heard that girl in fourth grade was sterilized..........
peace!
Vin
2006-08-23 21:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
first date with one of my ex after a heavy night drinking,we agreed to meet a couple of days later,and when i got there i started talking to a girl who i thought was the other one,and then the real date turned up.ouch.
2006-08-24 06:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My B/f and i were at the store and a friend of his from school walked up and said hi and introduced her b/f and he reached out to shake my b/fs hand and i put my hand out cause i am stupid, lol, i got looks like you stupid *****, lol and i turned all red and we kept talking to them for a few minutes, i was so embarrassed
2006-08-23 21:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋