Which is the more unfortunate name: Dick Trickle or Dick Rash?(Or some other real name)?

Question

Yes, yes, I realize it's juvenile question.But, THEY are the ones who made the decision not to go by "Richard"(Actually, "Richard rash" has kind of a ring to it).
There are a lot of people out there whose real names are unintentionally funny or embarrassing. What are some you've encountered. (Real names only, please. Don't tell me you've read "Exploring the Arctic" R.U. Kold and I.M. Freeson, 'cuz I'll probably know ;) Aside from that, best real, but unintentionally funny/embarrassing name gets 10 points.

Answer 1

This is no joke, one time when I worked for this bank, I was stuffing envelopes (people's financial statements) and I came across this customer name: Dick Fuchs. It tripped me out because 1) why would his parents name him Richard with a last name like Fuchs? and 2) why would he intentionally call himself Dick instead of sticking with Richard? He must have one hell of a sense of humor.

Answer 2

Dick Rash

Answer 3

Dick Army

Harry Sack

all real names

Answer 4

We know a family with the last name "Nichols" (nickels). Now...this lady had five daughters. All had lovely names. Unfortunately, she named her last daughter Penny. Penny Nichols. I thought that was a good one. I also know a few others, and I won't explain why I found them somewhat amusing, but you can read.

Phillip Buckett
Mary A. Mann
Seymour Mann
Allison Cheney

Gosh..there must be more I know. Those were all actual personal acquaintances. I could come up with some good ones, but I'd be lying.

Answer 5

I know someone who is a coach here in NH who's name is DICK BLOOD. I kid you not. And his brother's name is Harry...not as impressive, but still weird.

Answer 6

i know some names that might interest you

* jack hoff
*anita c0ck
*dick van dyke

(true names)