i was in bed the other night and had done alot of farting and my wife climbed in bed and when she rolled covers back man the smell hit her in the face lol and she really scolded me why its just gas for petes sake
2006-08-23 13:38:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Haha farting is the best. lol
2006-08-23 13:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure only the most enlightened of us know , the bed is sort of a sacred place. It's really not intended for farting. In the future might I suggest the bathroom or(my favorite) the garage. I really don't like her out there anyway. It's a CFZ (chick free zone)
2006-08-23 20:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like some men don't like to change a poopy diaper with children, and some even expect to never touch a diaper cause the smell is awful and it makes them almost throw up.
Then you should have the repect that we don't need to smell your farts to know you are there, it was funny when you were ten.
Guess what its gross. That is what a bathroom is for.
2006-08-23 20:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by Not a Daddys Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband says farting is for the bathroom. If you know you have a lot of gas it would be more polite to go in there to try to get rid of it. I mean sometimes it just comes over you and you gotta let one go but after that try using the toilet. and say excuse me. and keep febreeze handy if this is a regular problem
2006-08-23 20:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by I-o-d-tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz you just let your wife know that she isn't important to you. '
like when you meet an important man in an office, you do not fart, you actually squeeze your butt cheeks together hoping that your fart doesnt escape you. Cuz you think that man is important.
Your wife IS NOT important to you. It's more than a fart, it's about whoe's important to you.
Who do you have the utmost respect for?
apparently, not your wife.
2006-08-23 20:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because when a woman wants to go to sleep, she wants to be able to breathe at night.
Obviously, if the sheets are all stinky, it's not the best way to fall asleep. It's acutally quite inconsiderate of you to fart all over the sheets. You could've went to the bathroom at least. Geez.
2006-08-23 20:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband does that and i just think its rude.I feel like you get too comfortable when you do that in front of each other all the time whatever happened to being discreet about bodily functions.
2006-08-23 20:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by samwise25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it was for the lol part? Next time warn her before she pulls back the covers to hold her breath or take some beano.....
2006-08-23 20:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by knittinmama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ... next time I hope your wife shock you with something nasty and for Pete's sake, don't you dare get upset after all, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
2006-08-23 20:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by j t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because fart isn't a pleasant smell...you probably should have let the gas escape out of the covers so she didn't have to inhale your fart...
2006-08-23 20:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋