How many 9 year olds do you think you could beat up before they took you down?

Question

I personally think I could take on a couple thousand as long as they were one at a time. I am not saying I would like to beat up 9 year olds so don't frickin report me for abuse

Answer 1

Since this is a sports section can I use a bat? You know, just to practice my swing? The bat wouldn't even have to be wood it could be one of those nice solid plastic ones that sting like a hand full of wasps when you get hit with one.

If we're talking about your typical nine year old I wouldn't have to knock out very many before the others ran off screaming. So probably all of them.

Answer 2

6

Answer 3

Well if you're in pretty good shape and could keep throwing punches for hours and hours, then you could beat up thousands. You might also want some gloves.

Me? 376

Answer 4

the real stuff? in brazil there was these 6 to 12 year old kids.. that were to young to be in real gangs... and many of them died in hands of older tennagers.. so they form a gang... they called them... "runts" or "pirahnas" so once the report of actual kids comitting asault started, the brazilian police put cameras in
these areas... and there are many videos on the internet.. y takes about 20 pissed of kids to take down a grown man and strip him totally in less than 20 seconds

Answer 5

millions if one at a time if at the same time 5 or 6 if there real fat 20 or 30 if there real skinny 10 or 15 if there in between

Answer 6

When I was 9 years old I was only 3 feet tall and weighed 40 lbs. And I took out the school bully singlehandedly. He was in the tech program, and was 14 years old, 5'8" tall and 160 lbs. He ALWAYS picked on the littles, the kindergarteners especially.

One day I saw him bullying a 35 lb little boy. I just started running straight for the guy's back, and literally ran up him, using his butt as a boost. Then I got him into a head lock, threw my feet up as high as I could behind me, and DROVE my knees into the guy's kidneys. He dropped like a stone! Once I had him on the ground, I got his left arm into an arm lock behind his shoulder easily, but needed to wrestle his right arm into place. Every time he tried to rise up I would drive my knees into his kidneys again, or dig my toes into his thighs or knees. Once I got his right arm locked behind his shoulders, I was able to make him yield by crying Uncle. And I made him scream it at the top of his lungs many times so all the kids on the playground would be able to hear him.

The teachers never interfered at all, until they decided that I had humiliated him enough. I never got into trouble for fighting either.

The next day, this boy's father (a really tough, nasty bast*rd) came to the school looking for the kid who'd beaten his son up. When I was pointed out to him, you could hear what he was shouting both inside and outside the school..."You got yourself beat up by a GIRL! Not only a girl, but a little bitty thing! You are disgusting, and no son of mine!" The boy was pulled out of school that day, and never came back. I was never picked on by anyone in that school EVER.

So, the moral of this story is...be careful what you wish for. It all depends on the 9 year old. I could have beaten your butt all by myself.

And no, I never had any marshall arts training. But I did grow up with 4 brothers.

Answer 7

dude i think i can because i have a 9 year old 4 a brother...i hate being a teen ager because i have friends that call me and stuff and he gets the fone or runs around screaming

Answer 8

Oh, thanks for the laugh. I recall that it was only a dozen or so that took Kramer out in a Seinfeld episode, but they attacked him in a group. I think I would get tired of throwing punches pretty quickly, but I am a lover, not a fighter :)

Answer 9

Zero - i don't beat up 9 year olds

Answer 10

i don't know about that. when my nephew was 9 he took down my cousin who was 12 and the other one who was a freshman. so if they were wrestlers like my nephew, i think u may have a fight on ur hands.