I hate these questions, but I fell stressed lately. So please tell me something funny to brighten my day.
2006-08-23 11:47:32 · 17 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
listen to music, i recomend...
Chuck up a Duece
Datz Me
Dope Boy Magic
Draped Up
Front Back
Go Hard or Go Home
Hold Up
How The Hell
How We Do?
Hustling
Late Night Creepin
Nasty *****
Shoulder Lean
Sippin On Some Syrup
Snap Yo Fingers
Some Fools
Tell Me When to Go
That's That Bone
Why We Thugs
2006-08-23 11:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
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2006-08-25 00:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
House humor:
Chase and Foreman were taking a break in the conference room while they waited for House to come back from the clinic.
“Marco,” said Chase.
“Polo,” Foreman replied.
“Marco.”
“Polo.”
They continued this for a while and didn’t hear the door open from House’s office.
“Ringo,” House added.
They both looked at House, puzzled.
“What?” House asked, eyes wide. “You’ve never played this game with a third person before?”
The End
2006-08-23 18:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's this one guy who rides the bus all the time. one day she saw a very beautiful woman who got on the bus and he felt really horny, he wanted to ravage this beauty. finally later on, the girl left the bus, and the guy says to the driver...
guy: man! i would do anything to have sex with that girl
driver: oh i know! i see her in the local cemetery at midnight all the time praying for her dead lover. why don't you go there at midnight and pretend to be the dead lover she's praying for? pretend that you have resurrected from the grave or something.
guy: good idea man!
so the man does that, goes into the cemetery before midnight, puts on a mask and dressed like a ghost. at 12 midnight, the lady comes -- and the guy haunts her and says
guy: whooooooooo... i am your dead lover.... have sex with me so that i can rest in peace
so the girl does what he asks. after having sex... the guys pulls out his mask and says "haha!!! im the guy from the bus!!!"
the lady then, yanks off her mask and says "haha!!! im the driver!!!"
2006-08-23 18:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS CALLED SEX IN THE DARK
A man and a woman are married for 20 years... each time they have sex it is in the dark. So one night the wife decides to break the husbands habit.
So during sex she turns on the light.
She sees her husband holding a vibrator.
She screams in anger and shock...
You've been using that all the time!!!
The man sreams back...
You're mad about this... explain the children!!!
2006-08-23 19:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by campos_shannon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
>redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and
>the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and
>the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
>Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
>
>Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
>
>The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she
>has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
>Aim…"
>
>Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
>
>Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
>
>By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward
>and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no,
>and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
>
>And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2006-08-23 18:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's There.
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
2006-08-23 18:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Obama, 47 y/o political virgin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch out for clowns .
2006-08-23 19:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...Homey don't play dat!!! Love the name and the avatar!!! In Living Color is off the chain!!
2006-08-23 18:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by butterball 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just said lol for a thousand times
2006-08-23 18:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋