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2006-08-23 11:11:11 · 18 answers · asked by Sally Pepsi 4 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

18 answers

LOOOOOOOOOL! The real Condee couldn't. ;)

2006-08-23 11:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0 0

Sure deal!! Have I already mentioned that the ice cubes I sell have a hole in the middle? Lots of advantages in that:
- You can make a necklace with it, or use as a belt, carriyng your own personal ice to werever you go;
- The hole allows the air to circulate inside the cube, thus keeping it icier for much longer;
- Puttting several ice cubes on top of each other you can build pipes, something that is always nice to have at hand;
etc, etc, etc.....

2006-08-23 11:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by ptblueghost64 4 · 0 0

Personally, I couldn't sell an ice cube to an Iraqi if my life depended on it. I'm a terrible salesman. I'm not sure why an eskimo would want it if he/she was still up north.

2006-08-23 11:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by moleman 3 · 0 0

Och! Our Inuit hate being called that. It's a pretty bad put down for them. So then, upon occasion I have sold the odd bit of frozen water to some one up country, perhaps they were Inuit; I don't make distinction at all, particularly at all when money is crossing hands. Say, I've this Acura for sale; what do you drive these days? I'm practically giving it away, I'm just covering my costs on this one; and you seem like you need a break. We all like saving money, right? Take the family out, you owe yourself first remember. When's the last time you did something for you!? Just you? LOL, ice!

2006-08-23 14:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know but my ex-wife once saw me sell a hair brush to a bald man and to this day she swears that I can talk the devil into church and baptize him, too! Selling an ice cube to an eskimo shouldn't be that hard... hey, if I can't dazzle him with wisdom, I'll baffle him with taurus excretia (gives my age away, doesn't it?)

2006-08-23 13:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only if they're living in the deserts of Arizona, i'd make a bundle selling ice to eskimos....

2006-08-23 11:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0 0

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2017-01-26 19:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Shelton 4 · 0 0

No I don't think I could. I'm sure you would buy one from me since you are so nice though.

2006-08-23 15:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0 0

my dad sure could and a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves too!!!

2006-08-23 12:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by chi-kita 27 3 · 0 0

Yes and sand to arabs. A KFC meal to people of PETA. and a Bible to the ACLU

2006-08-23 11:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by PMW1718 3 · 0 0

you bet....I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves....

2006-08-23 11:41:21 · answer #11 · answered by Stugots 2 · 0 0

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