Tell me a funny/scary/creepy/nasty story about yourself or one you have heard.?

Question

Give alot of details please.

Answer 1

Well, one time my parents left me alone in the house (they went to play cards once a month with the tall people) from 8pm until maybe 130 in the MORNING! Something inside me wanted to bust loose and have a PARTY, so I climbed on the stove to get into the cabinet over the stove. I tried to get some chocolate snacks, but could not fine any, so I opened the Nabisco crackers we have for soup. Usually soup from the Campbell's can (chicken noodle is the only soup my dad would consider). With the crackers soaked in it, the soup is pretty OK. Well, I got those crackers and some Nestle' chocolate drops for the Nestle' Tollhouse Cookies. They are the dark chocolate and went well with saltine crackers. When I climbed down from the stove, I noticed that I had bent the handle on the bottom which I KNEW they would notice, because some of the enamal was cracked off also. I wanted to take some of my mom's Pall Mall cigarettes from her dresser and smoke them and blow the smoke out of the screen window, THAT'S how big of a party I was going to have. My pajamas were snug and clingy, but I did NOT wear any house slippers. And I would NOT wear my robe. To wrap it all up, there was a plastic bottle of chocolate syrup in the fridge to either pour over ice cream or mix into milk to make chocolate milk. I opened the cap and was SWIGGING chocolate syrup out of the bottle - STRAIGHT!!
What a party. All alone, I knew how to use the television, and I was supposed to call Mrs. Carroll or Rita if there were any problems. I refused to take a bath, but instead made the soap wet so they would know that I had bathed. I figure I fell asleep before they came home, but I don't remember that part. Earlier in the evening I watched Flipper on TV when I was told not to, so I knew I had already sinned. I suppose going to Church the next morning with a pork pie hat on was my pennance. After church, she made us eat hot lunch which was distasteful, but they made me eat everything on my plate (don't tell 'em I gave some peas and carrots to the dog). That's about it - the WILDEST weekend of my life.

Later in life, a girl from Cambridge made me go to a concert in the old Boston Garden featuring Elton John and Stevie Wonder playing different pianos at the same time, but that is a story for later...

Answer 2

FUNNY: In highschool we took a trip to Sunsplash and I had decided to wear a pad ( i was on my period) MAN DO I REGRET THAT! It blew up like a freakin balloon! Then I asked my friend for a tampon and shes like triple my size, so it was WAY too big...I just desided to stay out of the water...

Answer 3

Mine speaks for itself.