2006-08-23 10:50:15 · 14 answers · asked by keepitsafe2think 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
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2006-08-25 04:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many Lawyers does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
Answer: it's impossible, they're too busy screwing other people.
Why did the Lawyer cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken's liability insurance had a public works liability clause.
What is considered good foreplay to an attorney?
Answer: A prenuptual agreement.
Why is a Lawyer's test called the "Bar Exam"?
Most Lawyers are alcoholics.
What does a Lawyer like to read while eating dessert?
Any book on Tort laws.
Why did the prosecuter marry the District Attorney? Otherwise, there would be no screwing in the relationship.
2006-08-23 10:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a lawyer and hate lawyer jokes, but I have a few good ones:
What do you call an empty seat on a bus full of lawyers that went off of the bridge killing everyone aboard?
A shame
2 male lawyers get stranded on a island. After a few weeks, a dead naked female washes ashore. One lawyer looks at the other and says "Should we screw her?" The other lawyer says "Out of what?"
2006-08-23 10:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Salem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A business man is on a trip to a big city. While in the city, he visits the oriental district.He wants to buy a souvenir. He finds a small shop run by an old man smoking a cigarette where he finds a brass rat. He asks how much and the old man answers "$5 for raat, $100 for legend". The man says, just the rat please. As he walks through the city he notices rats start to follow him around. The longer he walks, the more rats follow, finally he has THOUSANDS of rats chasing him. He ends up near the river where he throws the brass rat in and all the rats jump in the river after it and drown. Astounded, the man returns to the shop where he purchased the rat where the old man asks " You come back for legend? $5 for rat, $100 for legend". The business man replies..."Screw the legend, do you sell brass lawyers?
2006-08-23 11:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by lwm9995 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. Here are two I can think of. My cousin (a lawyer) doesn't appreciate them. So I am sure to tell them whenever he is around. Here goes:
What is black and brown, and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman!
Whats sad about a ship half full of lawyers going down in the ocean?
It was only half full!
2006-08-23 10:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by jeff_kotowski 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This site has some of the most amusing lawyer jokes and cartoons I've ever seen.
http://www.stus.com/index.html
And most are equally funny for attorneys and non-attorneys.
2006-08-23 11:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by coragryph 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a person who has an orgasm when He see's a car accident? A lawyer!
2006-08-23 10:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by Windsor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think lawyers use their personalities as a form of birth control? Hmmm...
2006-08-23 10:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?-A rottweiler!
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a house?-It depends on how thin you slice them!
2006-08-23 10:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by Starscape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three lawyers are standing on the edge of a cliff, one is jewish, one is black, and one is white. They all fall off the cliff....which one lands first?
Who cares?!?
2006-08-23 10:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by tonevault 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋