2006-08-23 10:49:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I went to clown school. Here are some of the essentails that they taught...
1. Make a colourful costume (choose whether you want to be male or female clown)
2. Choose a name - don't pick a famous or trademarked clown's name
3. Learn how to paint your face and wear wigs
4. Learn how to paint faces (for kids especially flowers, animals and current cartoon characters.)
5. Learn how to juggle.
6. Learn how to make balloon animals.
7. Learn how to ride a unicycle.
8. Learn to smile really wide and hold it that way for a long time.
9. Learn some corny jokes.
2006-08-23 10:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Loulabelle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there this guy, that dresses dumpy, he's fat & has very very big feet, wears a boler hat & has long curly hair, he's old with a fat saggy face & shuffles along the street & these kids call him a clown, say he look just like one.
2006-08-23 10:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think there is actually a "clown college" down in Florida (Sarasota, I think)
2006-08-23 10:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by banjuja58 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to Washington D.C. that place has lots of clowns a.k.a. politicians to get tips from
2006-08-23 11:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WANNA BE A CLOWN? GO TO THE CLOWN COLLEGE (YES, IT CAN BE FOUND ONLINE), OR --- GET HAMMERED AT YOUR SISTER'S WEDDING -- WORKS EVERY TIME.
2006-08-23 10:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Raptor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make people laugh! If u want to take it one step further put on a costume, makeup and a big red nose.
2006-08-23 10:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Joseph K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a big red nose
2006-08-23 10:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by TP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it. Clowns are creepy.
2006-08-23 10:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by tonevault 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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.. talk less .. or don't talk at all.
.. practice talking with your body movements.
.. be really exuberant.
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.. also, depending on the age of the crowd. The more big, silly, colorful things the better. (for younger crowds)
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2006-08-23 10:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by Agent C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Become an American
2006-08-23 10:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋