when you are bored...?

Question

what do you do?
i take pictures of myself in different poses...
uhh...i get really bored.

Answer 1

your bored?

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

hope you get a laugh

Answer 2

Don't really get bored anymore except in a hotel room so if i'm in that situation heres some things one could get up to.

1)- if it's high up then you can spit form the windows & see
where it lands.

2)- again if it's high & you have a camera with a good zoom then
you can spy on or take pics of people in other buildings or at people on the
street. or if no camera then write obscene little extensions to
passages in the bible

3)-make hotdogs in the kettle ! - just drop the dog in when it's
boiling and then put the bun on top and steam it near the
spout. This will require going to the store to get the stuff
aswell so you've got more time burnt there.

4)- Call for ice and then call each 2 minutes if it doesn't come.

5)- look for spare change & other stuff change in the furniture,
& between the matress & base

6)- Get a hooker/gigalo

7)- if you have your digital camera and also have the cable that
comes with it to go into the T.V. then that can be used to
veiw pics/video on.

8)- U can usally record with it hooked in to the T.V. Aswell so it's
like a webcam setup then. then you can record a sexy strip
or tease and post it on Metacafe.com like edveryone else
does.

9)- the end of the cable that goes into the camera can also be pluged into any headphone jack and you can use the tv as your speakers to have a little disco going on.

10)- if you have any liquer or runny glue or gravy from the room service, you can mix it with toilet paper and then do a papier machet like sculpture and then put it in front of the air vent to dry.

11)- if it's really bad, you can slit your wrists !
(Remember, down the road not across the street !)

12)- wash you clothes in the basin or tub with the soap/showergel/shampoo- conditioner combo.

13)- drink a cold beer in a hot shower, that always feels good

14)- if ther's any vodka or gin in the minibar, then drink it and replace it with water.

15)- make a fort with your suitcase and the bed covers

16)- turn the T.V. upside down then call maintenence.

17)- turn the fridge to max. then cover the vent an the back with clothes & wait a bit, this usually blows the fuse or the compressor. then call maintenence.

18)- take the light bulbs out then call maintenence.
then you got a free lightbulb !

19)- go knock on 4 other peoples doors (20 min. apart)
and say "hi, sorry, is caroline here, she told me to come up before we went out." then firstly see if you like the look of the person and then get a conversation going from there. (if the persons name is caroline, then you've got a great little twist there aswell)

20)- LAST AND PROBABLY LEAST, (Assuming that you are on the net) Visit porn sites and see where the night takes you.!!!

Answer 3

Read, Write, Play Music, Visit or Call a Friend.

Answer 4

I grab the digital camera and takepics of stuff outside my windows. That or read, watch TV, go on the internet,grab a snack, etc. The thing that keeps me hoppin is that I've heard boredom is for simple minds- it makes me think- OK, there's gotta be SOMETHING I can do!

Answer 5

I also take pictures of myself or watch tv when im bored

Answer 6

Watch some dvds, eat (healthy food, of course, hehe), do some Taebo, sleep...

Answer 7

I get on here and answer questions, listen to music, get on IM, or call one of my friends.

Answer 8

Read....do homework...eat....watch t.v....go to my local ice rink an take lessons...play with my puppy.


I NEVER usually get bored!

Answer 9

I get on Yahoo and answer questions like this one LOL!

Answer 10

Get online, watch a movie, draw, write, go somewhere.